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Tweak says, "KNEEEEEEEL!"

prιnceѕѕ oғ нyrυle (herlullaby) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-05-28 20:23:00

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jonathan harker, wendy darling, zelda

Tonight was the first time I lost my job because of demons, the first time I killed demons, and the first time I've ever smoked a cigarette because demons.

Jesus, take the wheel. I'm done with today and probably for the rest of the month. Even if there's only a couple days left.

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	businesslike 2015-05-29 01:39 am UTC (link)
	These past two weeks are fired, I'm thinking. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 01:43 am UTC (link)
	This entire comment expresses my exact sentiment, actually. Did you make it to your friends alright? Nothing was miraculously resurrected in your trunk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 01:45 am UTC (link)
	I did, yes. I stuck around while he put gloved hands where no one has ever gone before. It was interesting, at least. I think I owe you more drinks, just because. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I'm a little curious about his findings. Is that terrible? The feeling's mutual. Next time we'll be properly bathed and we'll smell like human beings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Not at all. He basically put the slop into a bucket and kept the...important things? I'm sure he'd be glad to share what he finds. I do appreciate smelling like a human being. I probably smell like books, tobacco, and coffee but it's still better than smelling like actual Hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

herlullaby
2015-05-29 01:58 am UTC (link)

Like the organs? I wonder if they had several hearts. Or stomachs. Something like that must have an abundance of weird insides, because what I just combed out of my hair did not seem entirely normal.

Considering what just assaulted our noses, I'll take all three of those any day. And coffee is actually supposed to help eliminate bad odors?? I should put some in a spritz bottle and go to town.

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	businesslike 2015-05-29 02:05 am UTC (link)
	I didn't even think to ask but when he cracked open the chest cavity it stunk up the barn and the stench probably could have peeled paint off the walls. ...Another scalding hot shower, coming right up. Coffee in a spritz bottle sounds brilliant, actually. Espresso beans, cleanse our nasal cavities, please. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:12 am UTC (link)
	That's revolting. I don't know if the imagery conjured the memory of the smell or if I just still stink. Or both. I should just apply bleach to my luffa. Or bathe in coffee, because that might actually work best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what a luffa is, but it doesn't seem like a bad idea either way. Or bathing in coffee. That actually sounds like a good way to deal with the end of the world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:21 am UTC (link)
	End of the world? You think? I thought it'd be more 'black skies, seas of blood, locusts' or do you think we just haven't reached that point yet? I should not find humor in the fact that there's a hole somewhere that these monsters are coming from, so that just might be me still in shock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm waiting for the locusts, personally. Literally any second now. I've also been looking into the idea of 'how to close a portal to Hell' but it's naturally very complicated, as you can imagine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Ask and you shall receive? I think? Studying for your exam and studying for ways to close a hellhole. You've got your work cut out for you. Remember, you need brain food. Avocados, grains. That ALT you never actually got... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Well, I don't know if this is me asking, really... I'll never look at avocados the same way again. But now that you mention it, breaking for food is probably wise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:47 am UTC (link)
	No, that's probably more like jinxing... If you've got a stomach for sustenance after all that, you're a brave man. But you've got important things to do. Eat! Drink water. A little less coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Quick, throw salt over your shoulder! Basic needs, those are important too. Food, water, yanking my new grey hairs out with tweezers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:06 am UTC (link)
	To cover my bases, I'll do just that. Grey hairs? You're a little too young for those, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Can't hurt. Especially not here. A little. It's a dream thing, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Well, if it helps you feel better, maybe you can say there's just starlight in your hair. Or pluck them, but doesn't that make more appear? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 03:21 am UTC (link)
	That does make me feel better. A bit. Anyway, I'll add new jobs to my research and send you links. Maybe there will be something appealing while the diner's being overhauled to not resemble complete and utter wreckage. You're the second person who has said that. I thought that was an old wives tale?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
	You don't have to, but it'd be much appreciated. I'll take anything that doesn't involve a pole or happy endings, please. I don't know, actually! But I'm sure it just makes you look that much more wise and scholarly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 03:35 am UTC (link)
	I think I can handle that. No Disney princess gigs, then? Distinguished, or something. Maybe so. Tweezing them is a pain anyway, because they just keep appearing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Why, do Disney princess gigs involve poles and happy endings? In all seriousness, I get my fill of royalty from the dreams and believe me when I say those outfits are itchy. I can't imagine being a Disney Princess would be a comfortable thing. Embrace them! If they keep appearing, then it's probably a losing battle anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Oh my goodness, Zelda! Do you want to come over for a glass of wine and we'll browse for new jobs? Or just watch something funny? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 01:45 am UTC (link)
	That sounds heavenly. Once I wash my hair for the third time and comb out the rest of the demon gunk that got stuck in it. Did you know that vampires turn into dust but demons just get their insides everywhere? You learn something new every day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 01:47 am UTC (link)
	This place just gets odder everyday. Nevermind, I'll come to you and bring some heavy-duty conditioner for your hair. Something homemade! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure? I would hate it if you got caught up with something out there, Wendy. These fellows came out of no where! And were rude. So rude. I need to scrub and clean everything because demons and vampires, oh my god. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sure! I'll be alright, I promise. I can get Katou to take me and use his angel-powers or something, if anything happens. It must have been awful! You're so brave though, for taking them on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

herlullaby
2015-05-29 02:01 am UTC (link)

Angel...powers. Well, that sounds like a good deterrent for things that looked like they literally stepped out of a circle of hell!

A friend had come by to study when they attacked, so we stuck together as a team. The kitchen staff hid in the kitchen, most are very elderly. The other waitress on staff was participating in fellatio while all this occurred. By the dumpster, because that's very sanitary, isn't it?

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	wmadarling 2015-05-29 02:06 am UTC (link)
	It's quite fascinating, really! But yes, I imagine they are quite helpful. Fellatio by a...dumpster? That's the most uncouth thing I've ever heard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Super powers must be a handy thing. Sigh! Yes, fellatio by a dumpster. I've caught them before, I knew exactly what she was doing, and do you know how many times I've told her to wash her hands and she's done the exact opposite?? I have so many things I want to throw at her but I don't know where to begin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps one day you'll get them. I already know I won't! That girl sounds like she needs a good talking to. Or to have something thrown at her, perhaps a brick? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:25 am UTC (link)
	My current super power is extreme couponing. I'm very skilled at it. It's practical. Okay, I technically did throw a plate at her head, but she somehow dodged. But a brick or a cement block would be nice. I doubt she'll be around even if the diner gets repaired. But you'll be over, yes? I'll do the thing where I make an abundance of cream puffs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Mine is crafts from Pinterest. Extreme couponing is a grand skill to have though! Saving all that money. Her head seems to be filled with cement anyway, the poor thing. Yes, I'll leave right now! I won't say no to cream puffs either. I'll bring a bottle of wine for us, something nice to drink in one night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Pinterest would swallow me whole. There's a reason why I haven't joined that site yet. Nothing like a proper girl's night after demon slaying! It's like when we were little, except we're old enough to drink and kill things? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 02:48 am UTC (link)
	You need to start with a little at a time. Baby steps. Both significant changes, but very important! I've never killed anything before but this county will end up enabling me soon enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Well, considering I've actually got time on my hands... And I hope you are never alone in that kind of scenario. You're going to make me worry. Do you have a taser or something? Pepper spray? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 03:07 am UTC (link)
	You'll find something else soon enough! It could even lead to a better opportunity? Silver linings. You don't need to worry! I've got a friend who has been teaching me self-defence things, after my other friend moved away, and I've got pepper spray? Really, I'm a lot tougher than I look. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I hope so. I mean, I enjoy the waitressing gigs in the sense that it's immediate cash flow. I've been saving up for a couple things, and I don't want to lose momentum in that. I will worry. This place is ridiculous, and I'll be damned if it does something horrible to my oldest friend. So hmph. :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
	You won't, something will pop up. I guarantee it. Ohhhh, you! Well, I'll probably always worry too, so there's that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Fingers crossed! Then we can worry together over wine and cream puffs. I drank a bit tonight, but I think a little more indulgence won't kill me. I should actually prepare my liver accordingly if this is going to happen a lot! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Wine and cream puffs sounds like an incredible combination that I am looking forward to. A little liver hardening won't hurt either, it's just building up the tolerance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:50 am UTC (link)
	It's a date! Just don't mind me if I stink. (Reply to this) (Parent)