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Tweak says, "you know who you are, i luv u!"

prιnceѕѕ oғ нyrυle (herlullaby) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-05-28 20:23:00

Entry tags:

jonathan harker, wendy darling, zelda

Tonight was the first time I lost my job because of demons, the first time I killed demons, and the first time I've ever smoked a cigarette because demons.

Jesus, take the wheel. I'm done with today and probably for the rest of the month. Even if there's only a couple days left.

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	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:21 am UTC (link)
	End of the world? You think? I thought it'd be more 'black skies, seas of blood, locusts' or do you think we just haven't reached that point yet? I should not find humor in the fact that there's a hole somewhere that these monsters are coming from, so that just might be me still in shock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm waiting for the locusts, personally. Literally any second now. I've also been looking into the idea of 'how to close a portal to Hell' but it's naturally very complicated, as you can imagine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Ask and you shall receive? I think? Studying for your exam and studying for ways to close a hellhole. You've got your work cut out for you. Remember, you need brain food. Avocados, grains. That ALT you never actually got... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Well, I don't know if this is me asking, really... I'll never look at avocados the same way again. But now that you mention it, breaking for food is probably wise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:47 am UTC (link)
	No, that's probably more like jinxing... If you've got a stomach for sustenance after all that, you're a brave man. But you've got important things to do. Eat! Drink water. A little less coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Quick, throw salt over your shoulder! Basic needs, those are important too. Food, water, yanking my new grey hairs out with tweezers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:06 am UTC (link)
	To cover my bases, I'll do just that. Grey hairs? You're a little too young for those, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Can't hurt. Especially not here. A little. It's a dream thing, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Well, if it helps you feel better, maybe you can say there's just starlight in your hair. Or pluck them, but doesn't that make more appear? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 03:21 am UTC (link)
	That does make me feel better. A bit. Anyway, I'll add new jobs to my research and send you links. Maybe there will be something appealing while the diner's being overhauled to not resemble complete and utter wreckage. You're the second person who has said that. I thought that was an old wives tale?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
	You don't have to, but it'd be much appreciated. I'll take anything that doesn't involve a pole or happy endings, please. I don't know, actually! But I'm sure it just makes you look that much more wise and scholarly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	businesslike 2015-05-29 03:35 am UTC (link)
	I think I can handle that. No Disney princess gigs, then? Distinguished, or something. Maybe so. Tweezing them is a pain anyway, because they just keep appearing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Why, do Disney princess gigs involve poles and happy endings? In all seriousness, I get my fill of royalty from the dreams and believe me when I say those outfits are itchy. I can't imagine being a Disney Princess would be a comfortable thing. Embrace them! If they keep appearing, then it's probably a losing battle anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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