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Tweak says, "Tweak's a freak says Frank"

prιnceѕѕ oғ нyrυle (herlullaby) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-05-28 20:23:00

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jonathan harker, wendy darling, zelda

Tonight was the first time I lost my job because of demons, the first time I killed demons, and the first time I've ever smoked a cigarette because demons.

Jesus, take the wheel. I'm done with today and probably for the rest of the month. Even if there's only a couple days left.

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	herlullaby 2015-05-29 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure? I would hate it if you got caught up with something out there, Wendy. These fellows came out of no where! And were rude. So rude. I need to scrub and clean everything because demons and vampires, oh my god. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sure! I'll be alright, I promise. I can get Katou to take me and use his angel-powers or something, if anything happens. It must have been awful! You're so brave though, for taking them on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

herlullaby
2015-05-29 02:01 am UTC (link)

Angel...powers. Well, that sounds like a good deterrent for things that looked like they literally stepped out of a circle of hell!

A friend had come by to study when they attacked, so we stuck together as a team. The kitchen staff hid in the kitchen, most are very elderly. The other waitress on staff was participating in fellatio while all this occurred. By the dumpster, because that's very sanitary, isn't it?

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	wmadarling 2015-05-29 02:06 am UTC (link)
	It's quite fascinating, really! But yes, I imagine they are quite helpful. Fellatio by a...dumpster? That's the most uncouth thing I've ever heard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Super powers must be a handy thing. Sigh! Yes, fellatio by a dumpster. I've caught them before, I knew exactly what she was doing, and do you know how many times I've told her to wash her hands and she's done the exact opposite?? I have so many things I want to throw at her but I don't know where to begin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps one day you'll get them. I already know I won't! That girl sounds like she needs a good talking to. Or to have something thrown at her, perhaps a brick? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:25 am UTC (link)
	My current super power is extreme couponing. I'm very skilled at it. It's practical. Okay, I technically did throw a plate at her head, but she somehow dodged. But a brick or a cement block would be nice. I doubt she'll be around even if the diner gets repaired. But you'll be over, yes? I'll do the thing where I make an abundance of cream puffs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Mine is crafts from Pinterest. Extreme couponing is a grand skill to have though! Saving all that money. Her head seems to be filled with cement anyway, the poor thing. Yes, I'll leave right now! I won't say no to cream puffs either. I'll bring a bottle of wine for us, something nice to drink in one night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Pinterest would swallow me whole. There's a reason why I haven't joined that site yet. Nothing like a proper girl's night after demon slaying! It's like when we were little, except we're old enough to drink and kill things? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 02:48 am UTC (link)
	You need to start with a little at a time. Baby steps. Both significant changes, but very important! I've never killed anything before but this county will end up enabling me soon enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Well, considering I've actually got time on my hands... And I hope you are never alone in that kind of scenario. You're going to make me worry. Do you have a taser or something? Pepper spray? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 03:07 am UTC (link)
	You'll find something else soon enough! It could even lead to a better opportunity? Silver linings. You don't need to worry! I've got a friend who has been teaching me self-defence things, after my other friend moved away, and I've got pepper spray? Really, I'm a lot tougher than I look. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I hope so. I mean, I enjoy the waitressing gigs in the sense that it's immediate cash flow. I've been saving up for a couple things, and I don't want to lose momentum in that. I will worry. This place is ridiculous, and I'll be damned if it does something horrible to my oldest friend. So hmph. :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
	You won't, something will pop up. I guarantee it. Ohhhh, you! Well, I'll probably always worry too, so there's that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Fingers crossed! Then we can worry together over wine and cream puffs. I drank a bit tonight, but I think a little more indulgence won't kill me. I should actually prepare my liver accordingly if this is going to happen a lot! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wmadarling 2015-05-29 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Wine and cream puffs sounds like an incredible combination that I am looking forward to. A little liver hardening won't hurt either, it's just building up the tolerance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	herlullaby 2015-05-29 03:50 am UTC (link)
	It's a date! Just don't mind me if I stink. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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