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ᴀʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟ (calibrations) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-05-13 21:03:00

Entry tags:

cindy cendrillon (cinderella), commander jane shepard, damon salvatore, garrus vakarian, neal cassidy (baelfire), pete wisdom, ruby lucas (little red riding hood), tifa lockhart, veronica mars

Date #1 ended with someone choking, then promptly dying on our dinner table. And actual dinner.

Date #2 involved avoiding the general public and eating at the beach, except I've unknowingly developed an allergic reaction to mangos and ended up hospitalized. Briefly.

I don't know whether to be mad or actually be impressed by my spree of unfortunate events, but that urge to shoot something still remains.

	private calibrations 2015-05-14 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I almost met death at the hands of a mango that ultimately ruined my second attempt at a marriage proposal. You'd be just as pissed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private wisdoms 2015-05-14 02:56 am UTC (link)
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	private calibrations 2015-05-14 03:02 am UTC (link)
	That's a fucking orange. Also, go fuck yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private wisdoms 2015-05-14 03:05 am UTC (link)
	I didn't do it, that was all Lina. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)