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Tweak says, "That's hot. You're not!"

ᴀʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟ (calibrations) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-05-13 21:03:00

Entry tags:

cindy cendrillon (cinderella), commander jane shepard, damon salvatore, garrus vakarian, neal cassidy (baelfire), pete wisdom, ruby lucas (little red riding hood), tifa lockhart, veronica mars

Date #1 ended with someone choking, then promptly dying on our dinner table. And actual dinner.

Date #2 involved avoiding the general public and eating at the beach, except I've unknowingly developed an allergic reaction to mangos and ended up hospitalized. Briefly.

I don't know whether to be mad or actually be impressed by my spree of unfortunate events, but that urge to shoot something still remains.

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	calibrations 2015-05-14 02:43 am UTC (link)
	My hero. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silvershoes 2015-05-14 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Come here and I'll put calamine lotion on your hives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2015-05-14 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Only if you promise to not look at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silvershoes 2015-05-14 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Fine, I promise. This is me promising. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2015-05-14 02:55 am UTC (link)
	If you do, we'll have eye contact, then laugh. It's going to hurt to laugh. At least no one died? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silvershoes 2015-05-14 02:59 am UTC (link)
	I'll do my best not to laugh. I'll think of not funny things. Of course not. I wouldn't ever let a piece of fruit take you from me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2015-05-14 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Think of homeless kittens. No fruit's ever going to come between us, babe. But I should probably get another allergy test done to see what else has developed. Shepard's convinced I'm turning Turian. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	silvershoes 2015-05-14 03:07 am UTC (link)
	You hate cats! Oh geez. Probably a good idea, then. I doubt you're turning into one though, there's nothing for you to eat here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2015-05-14 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Kittens are alright. It's when they reach full adulthood, they lose all sense of soul. I don't think the OC has any plans to starve me. Maybe fuck with my attempts at taking you out to places, but not starve an alien. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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