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Tweak says, "I said radish!"

ᴀʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟ (calibrations) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-05-13 21:03:00

Entry tags:

cindy cendrillon (cinderella), commander jane shepard, damon salvatore, garrus vakarian, neal cassidy (baelfire), pete wisdom, ruby lucas (little red riding hood), tifa lockhart, veronica mars

Date #1 ended with someone choking, then promptly dying on our dinner table. And actual dinner.

Date #2 involved avoiding the general public and eating at the beach, except I've unknowingly developed an allergic reaction to mangos and ended up hospitalized. Briefly.

I don't know whether to be mad or actually be impressed by my spree of unfortunate events, but that urge to shoot something still remains.

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	private wisdoms 2015-05-14 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I feel like I ought to take the blame, just because my charcoal heart goes out to you, mate. Ouch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private calibrations 2015-05-14 02:29 am UTC (link)
	When my face isn't the size of a goddamn blimp, you can get me drunk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private wisdoms 2015-05-14 02:32 am UTC (link)
	I can bring you a bottle of Benadryl with a straw in it, if it'll help? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private calibrations 2015-05-14 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Sounds more romantic than both of my proposal attempts, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private wisdoms 2015-05-14 02:38 am UTC (link)
	I know how to switch the romance on when it counts. Cherry flavoured, you'll love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private calibrations 2015-05-14 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Grape. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private wisdoms 2015-05-14 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh, fine, you petulant child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private calibrations 2015-05-14 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I almost met death at the hands of a mango that ultimately ruined my second attempt at a marriage proposal. You'd be just as pissed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private wisdoms 2015-05-14 02:56 am UTC (link)
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	private calibrations 2015-05-14 03:02 am UTC (link)
	That's a fucking orange. Also, go fuck yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private wisdoms 2015-05-14 03:05 am UTC (link)
	I didn't do it, that was all Lina. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private calibrations 2015-05-14 03:07 am UTC (link)
	She fucking drew that on MS paint, didn't she. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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