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Tweak says, "I am Loki of Asgard. "

ᴀʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟ (calibrations) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-05-13 21:03:00

Entry tags:

cindy cendrillon (cinderella), commander jane shepard, damon salvatore, garrus vakarian, neal cassidy (baelfire), pete wisdom, ruby lucas (little red riding hood), tifa lockhart, veronica mars

Date #1 ended with someone choking, then promptly dying on our dinner table. And actual dinner.

Date #2 involved avoiding the general public and eating at the beach, except I've unknowingly developed an allergic reaction to mangos and ended up hospitalized. Briefly.

I don't know whether to be mad or actually be impressed by my spree of unfortunate events, but that urge to shoot something still remains.

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	Private calibrations 2015-05-14 02:21 am UTC (link)
	A fucking mango, Shepard. A mango. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private break_the_cycle 2015-05-14 02:21 am UTC (link)
	In all seriousness, what if you're turning into a Turian and this is the first sign? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private calibrations 2015-05-14 02:29 am UTC (link)
	The bad luck or the mango? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private break_the_cycle 2015-05-14 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private calibrations 2015-05-14 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Somehow I don't think Cindy would be too disappointed if I did turn into a Turian, but the 'unable to eat human food' would put make my life difficult. As in, I'd probably starve to death. The OC can't be that fucked, can it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private break_the_cycle 2015-05-14 03:11 am UTC (link)
	That might not be as much of a problem if some intel I picked up recently is true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private calibrations 2015-05-14 03:12 am UTC (link)
	I'm not really sure how your intel correlates with Turian food, so consider me intrigued. What is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private break_the_cycle 2015-05-14 03:35 am UTC (link)
	The Normandy has been in Orange County for months. She's under lockdown. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private calibrations 2015-05-14 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Spirits. You're serious? How long and where? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private break_the_cycle 2015-05-15 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Since at least January. She's stored at the old Marine base in Tustin. I don't think the Agency even knew, I found out kind of on a fluke. We're going to steal her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private calibrations 2015-05-15 01:26 am UTC (link)
	But of course we are. Let my face go back to normal, and I'll be up for duty. But where did you exactly get this intel...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private break_the_cycle 2015-05-15 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Best if you don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private calibrations 2015-05-15 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Shepard. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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