Neena Thurman is getting too old for this shit (godplaysdice) wrote in valarnet, @ 2015-03-13 18:18:00 |
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Entry tags: | alyssa hamilton, clarice ferguson (blink), neena thurman (domino) |
Gather around, children. It's time for an illustrious tale about what happens when your 'good luck' powers fail.
Your typical morning convenience store run, right? Eggs, some beer, a pack of smokes. I get there and the place is being held up by some mook. Easy enough to intervene when you're me, only... my gun jams. And I end up taking him down with a can of beans. Don't even ask.
The eggs broke on the way home when a yellow light went red too fast and they slid off the seat.
Back to the store to get more goddamned eggs and some freaking moist towelettes, another mook is trying to shoplift. I wield my trusty can of beans against the guy, slip on a leaky fridge spill (that wasn't even THERE the last time), and in the end the cops almost arrest ME when I hand the kid over.
And I forget the eggs and had to go back. Again.
I am so ready for the victory party.