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Tweak says, "Big orange wheel kep on turnin"

awildthing (awildthing) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-07-19 21:03:00

Entry tags:

belle [ouat], mr. gold (rumplestiltskin), sheriff graham (the huntsman), tony stark (iron man)

~~Well, that solves the mystery of how dream-me became sheriff.~~ Worth a try, I suppose: Emma Swan or Mr. Gold?

And because that will utterly fail, hello to the rest of Valarnet. To save this from being a completely wasted post, a fact that I've learned today: male platypi have a venomous spur on their hind legs. Just when you thought they couldn't be any stranger, right?

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	exitthedonut 2012-07-20 03:33 am UTC (link)
	I know, right? That shit is just made out of spare parts or something. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	awildthing 2012-07-20 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I feel like some archaeologist five hundred years from now will find the skeletons and think them some vast joke played by an ancient people. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chippedheart 2012-07-20 07:59 am UTC (link)
	Looking for me? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	awildthing 2012-07-21 01:11 am UTC (link)
	...so my investigative skills are just as poor awake as they are in my dreams. Good to know. Yes. I'm going to take this to a filter so that when you tell me I'm a mad person, it can be done in private. [Mr. Gold] My name is Graham. I train animals, but in my dreams I'm a sheriff in Maine. I think you're in them? Which, again, is mad. I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Graham chippedheart 2012-07-21 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I know who you are. You're in my dreams as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Mr. Gold

awildthing
2012-07-21 03:37 am UTC (link)

You know, this is why I'm a terrible dream-sheriff. There's no need to interrogate; people just tell me things. I have it too easy.

So, ah, hello? I'm sorry, this isn't really about you, although it's a pleasure to Internet-meet you. There's someone who makes me uncomfortable in the dreams that I've just seen in person, and I was hoping to prove to myself that it was only a coincidence.

But if you're about too, perhaps not.

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	Graham chippedheart 2012-07-21 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I believe that everything happens for a reason, dearie. I can almost guarantee that if you dream about this person the same way you dream about me then they are out there somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mr. Gold awildthing 2012-07-21 04:09 am UTC (link)
	...right. Well, here's to keeping my heart in my chest this time. Thank you, Mr. Gold. I appreciate your time and your humouring me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Graham chippedheart 2012-07-21 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Ah, yes. You wouldn't want to be losing your heart. You're quite welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	realromance 2012-07-20 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	You know Mr. Gold? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	awildthing 2012-07-21 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Not exactly? It's a strange, complicated story. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	realromance 2012-07-21 01:39 am UTC (link)
	He's in your dreams? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	awildthing 2012-07-21 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Oh, good deduction. Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	realromance 2012-07-21 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Thank you. ~~Most people don't say nice things about the way I think~~ He's in mine, too. (Reply to this) (Parent)