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Lothiriel dreams of far away places. (garland_maiden) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-04-24 12:11:00

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ana lucia cortez, boromir, eomer, faramir, frodo baggins, lothiriel, luthien tinuviel, varda

Hello! I'm Lothiriel and new to the area. I just sailed from New York, and I'm excited to be here for a while. I was super excited to drop off gifts for my cousins, Boromir and Faramir. Speaking of? Hi, you guys!

So what does everyone do around here, for fun? I always end up asking when I come into port for a while, since asking the locals is the way to find out where all the best places to eat or drink are, and where to go shopping. If I buy too much, I might sink my little boat! I better be careful that I don't go overboard. :)

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garland_maiden
2014-04-25 07:35 am UTC (link)

Ship's rule #3 is that you should always call me ma'am, since it sounds delightfully countrified. Not in a condescending way, but I'm simply imagining that it's cute and since you're an assistant for my cousin and my cousins both know you, then it's ok ~~to be flirty~~ to invite you onboard.

I'm not really the type but I do like reason and sensibility, and not always being swaggering sailor-ish. Perhaps your sister and I would get along well, so maybe we shall see when I go paintballing with my cousin. :)

~~I need to be nosy and pester Boromir.~~

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king_of_rohan
2014-04-26 12:53 am UTC (link)

Ladies like yourself always deserve to be called Ma'am anyway. I know some women take it the wrong way - like we're 'ma'am'ing them because they're older or something. But where I come from it's a sign of respect. The only woman I don't call Ma'am is my sister, because I think she'd probably hit me for it.

You're joining their team? That's good. I think that team needs more girls on it.

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	garland_maiden 2014-04-26 03:34 am UTC (link)
	I like it. I think it's very polite sounding. You can call me ma'am, all you would like. I don't mind. :) It does seem like Boromir has an aversion to ovaries, doesn't it? Indeed, I think this does need remedied asap. And I mean to do that! Are you also a part of the paintball team? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_rohan 2014-04-26 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Well I don't like to stick my nose in another man's personal life, Ma'am, unless their name is Eothain. I figure if he wanted more estrogen in his life he'd probably go and find it. I've filled in once. But I'm not regularly on the team, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

garland_maiden
2014-04-26 05:37 am UTC (link)

~~Unless he isn't INTO estrogen and instead prefers TESTOSTERONE and Eothain doesn't sound like a girl's name and oh noes, now I've got images of Brokeback Cowboys dancing in my head.~~ I seeeeeeeeee.

Maybe you should fill in more often. ~~If bodyguard is Boromir's code word for 'boyfriend', then I need to report back to my aunt about this startling development and you and I need to be great friends. Eeee! <333~~ I think that might be fun, don't you?

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	king_of_rohan 2014-04-26 05:42 am UTC (link)
	You see? Uhm... if you don't mind my asking, what exactly are you seeing right now? Sure, I'd much rather be fighting alongside all of you than be on the opposite side, getting pelted by my sister. That's happened a few times, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

garland_maiden
2014-04-26 05:49 am UTC (link)

Only that you're so very polite and not at all nosy. It's rather refreshing. ~~I'm typing with shifty eyes now! It's making it oh so hard to type.~~

Oh no! That doesn't sound very fun. We should all be on one team or else Boromir and I would be lobbing barbed threats at one another for fun, and Faramir would probably get a migraine simply trying to cope with it all. Being on the same team and paintballing opponents sounds like a much better option. :)

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	king_of_rohan 2014-04-26 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I just figure the man's got enough problems being in the public eye without his staff poking around in his personal life, too. My best friend's life is another matter, all the gloves are off with him. Being on the same team sounds like a much better option, yes Ma'am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

garland_maiden
2014-04-26 06:05 am UTC (link)

...oh yes, definitely. It's very nice that you're so thoughtful about him and how he must feel about that. And about the whole public eye thing. ~~Oh so the other guy is your BFF. I wonder if he's into men too. HMM.~~

What is it about your best friend that makes it so the gloves are off? ~~And yet not so with my cousin. I WONDER.~~

~~Teehee. Playing for the same team in more ways than one? I WONDER EVEN MORE. Living in Texas must mean you had to learn to be discreet. <3~~ I think it's a lovely prospect and this needs to happen as soon as we're each able to pencil it in. :)

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king_of_rohan
2014-04-26 08:53 am UTC (link)

Well, he's my boss. And he's a human being. I'd want to be treated the same.

My best friend's known me since I was ten. He's pulled bullets out of me and stitched me with dental floss, and the one time I was in jail overnight was his fault. I'm pretty sure he exists only to annoy me, but he's loyal as hell. Someone's gotta look out for the guy, and that'd be me. So yeah, I butt my nose into his private life a bit more.

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garland_maiden
2014-04-26 09:02 am UTC (link)

That's so conscientious of you! I'm sure he sees it as an entirely mutual situation, since he's the boss.

Oh my god. I am so onto you two now. Of COURSE Boromir would want to be the boss. And here I was thinking Faramir was ragingly gay? WRONG. That is so hot that he's into Texan guy and...wait...wait...THIS MAKES SENSE WHY HE WAS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT WALKER, TEXAS RANGER. Obvious clues were OBVIOUS.

Aww, that's so nice! What a good and profoundly understanding friend you are. I wish I knew what it was like to be in jail, but I'm afraid I don't. ~~Don't drop the soap? Or wait, that's prison bitches. My bad!~~ Did the dental floss really work? I hope it was unflavored because minty fresh wounds doesn't seem like a great idea. :)

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	king_of_rohan 2014-04-27 12:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure the details of my life aren't that interesting to him anyway. It was a boring night in lock up, really. Mainly I just sat there scared of what my Uncle was gonna do to me when I got home. Yeah, it worked. Well... it worked well enough. Scarred up kinda strange looking, but I suppose that gives me character. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

garland_maiden
2014-04-27 12:36 am UTC (link)

~~You really know him well. He is so insensitive sometimes! I better do something so the big bear's love life isn't a dead zone again. Hmmmmmm!~~

You know, since you know my cousin and because he's probably far too busy to have time to listen to such details of your life, I volunteer! I'm positive that you're not dull. You've been in jail before and have interesting scars! That's very much not dull. :)

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	king_of_rohan 2014-04-27 12:52 am UTC (link)
	So you're volunteering to sit around and listen to me talk about myself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garland_maiden 2014-04-27 12:59 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh you poor man. I can't believe he's neglecting you. :(~~ Of course! Why wouldn't I? You're obviously someone of importance to my cousin, and that makes you important to me. [private] Give me your number and I'll text you! We can set up something! :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

king_of_rohan
2014-04-27 01:08 am UTC (link)

Well, I don't really consider myself someone of importance. I just work for the man.

[private]

Can't say I'd turn down the chance to meet you in person, though. You seem like a nice lady.

[phone number to cell phone, since he doesn't have a house phone and if he did he wouldn't let people like Lothi call it anyway. God only knows what Eothain would say if he picked up a phone that rang at Eomer's house]

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	garland_maiden 2014-04-27 01:16 am UTC (link)
	~~It would take someone somewhat humble to be with Boromir, too.~~ Oh I'm sure that's not true. Why don't you let me be the judge of that? ;) [private] Aww thanks! You seem really nice too. If this is your cell number, I'll text you right now! Let's chat about meeting up sometime soon, when we both have time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_rohan 2014-04-27 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Yes, Ma'am. [private] Guess I'll be talking to you soon, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garland_maiden 2014-04-27 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Yes, sir. [private] Indeed! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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