Unless he isn't INTO estrogen and instead prefers TESTOSTERONE and Eothain doesn't sound like a girl's name and oh noes, now I've got images of Brokeback Cowboys dancing in my head. I seeeeeeeeee.
Maybe you should fill in more often. If bodyguard is Boromir's code word for 'boyfriend', then I need to report back to my aunt about this startling development and you and I need to be great friends. Eeee! <333 I think that might be fun, don't you?