You really know him well. He is so insensitive sometimes! I better do something so the big bear's love life isn't a dead zone again. Hmmmmmm!
You know, since you know my cousin and because he's probably far too busy to have time to listen to such details of your life, I volunteer! I'm positive that you're not dull. You've been in jail before and have interesting scars! That's very much not dull. :)