Eothain is fresh out of fucks to give. (eothain) wrote in valarnet, @ 2014-03-26 23:56:00 |
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Entry tags: | !trigger warning, alyssa hamilton, aurora [ouat], azula, eomer, eothain, eowyn, hua mulan, pansy malfoy |
I thought I'd give this net shit a shot. I'm Eothain. Howdy.
Had another band break up. Sixth since I got to Cali. Not my fault that the drummer wanted to go to Dr Pootang school. Can't blame most guys and some of da ladies who are into that, for wanting to dive into a taco bar every day. Unless it's got some funk and then hells to the no. Vagisil. Good luck now GTFO. I mean the band had probs anyway. The bass guy kept forgetting to buy the beer. The singer couldn't sing even if I kicked him in the nuts repeatedly. FFS u losers. Wait 4 my solo album.
Ok so they said I couldn't play guitar. I said that I don't have time to listen to a bunch of raging cock monsters. I told them they can suck it. And because I told them all that it looks like I'm sleeping in the backseat of a car again. Not my car, but a car. I'm only borrowing some random crap wagon. Don't judge.
Anyone need any herbal remedy off a dispensary agent? Glad I have spell check for that bitch of a word, huh. Anyway. The chronic works for a butt ton of diseases and stuff. Speaking of butts it fixes both diarrhea AND constipation. What other medicine can do that? The kind that needs to be getting even more legalized, that's what. Hells yeah. While that blows everyone's minds and you think over seeing me for all your butt disease related needs, check out my ringtone: