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Many (show_of_hands) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-11-09 23:28:00

Entry tags:

anakin skywalker, bella donna boudreaux, charlie pace, emma swan, faye valentine, killian jones (captain hook), kirsty cotton, merle dixon, roy harper (red arrow), sherlock holmes, will graham

Well, I just punched a cop out cold. Felt good, but should've taken a photo.

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	petitmort 2013-11-09 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	The fuck are you doin'? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-09 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	I outlined it in the post. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitmort 2013-11-09 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Why? It's a little important to know whether or not you're gonna go to jail for assaulting an officer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-09 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	He didn't get my name or nothing, it's fine. That kind of asshole won't admit he got bested by a one-armed man anyhow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitmort 2013-11-09 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Then you brag about it online. You best hope he wasn't a dreamer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-10 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	He wasn't, boss, don't worry so much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	petitmort 2013-11-12 12:36 am UTC (link)
	It's my job to worry, especially about employee misconduct. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-12 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, c'mon, boss. I'm a lovable scamp. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chosentofall 2013-11-09 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Probably best that you didn't, they get vindictive when somebody posts pictures of their ineptitude online. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-09 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Ain't that the problem? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chosentofall 2013-11-09 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Good work though man, California cops are assholes. Bastards like to shoot and taze kids. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-11 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, ain't all of 'em are dicks. You got dicks in every profession. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	heroines 2013-11-09 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Not sure I'd brag about that, bud, seeing as it's illegal and everything. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-09 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Blondie, if I was scared of doin' illegal shit, my life would be half-empty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heroines 2013-11-09 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	By all means, do all the illegal shit you like, just don't leave a paper trail. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-10 01:49 pm UTC (link)
	Who do I look like, Madoff? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heroines 2013-11-10 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	Electronic trail. You know what I meant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-11 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	The NSA got it's eyes and ears all around. They got bigger fish to fry, like a teenager downloading music. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blackhearted 2013-11-09 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, cheers, mate. If I had any clue who the fuck you were, I'd offer to buy you a drink. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-09 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Merle Dixon, and I'll hold you to that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackhearted 2013-11-09 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Killian Jones, and I certainly will. Time and a place, you've earned it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-11 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	You got it, Irish. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	redarrow_harper 2013-11-09 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	For future reference, I wouldn't do that again. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-10 09:37 am UTC (link)
	Ain't the first time, won't be the last. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redarrow_harper 2013-11-11 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you shouldn't brag about it on the internet next time. Pretty sure there's some police here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	purelyempathic 2013-11-09 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Homicide detective, Irvine PD. I'm not the sort to talk about the thin blue line and such, but I do hope he deserved it. And I hope for your sake you didn't do it in Irvine, as I would be compelled to tip off patrol. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-10 10:04 am UTC (link)
	Prick thinks 'cause he's in a uniform he can give me shit for having one hand? Damn right he deserved it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bloodonsnow 2013-11-09 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I wish you had too. Physical evidence makes it easier to prosecute. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-10 10:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you gonna slap the cuffs on me, sweetheart? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	valentine_heart 2013-11-10 12:56 am UTC (link)
	You okay? ~~This seems extreme even for you~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-10 10:05 am UTC (link)
	Never better, babe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	valentine_heart 2013-11-11 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Glad to hear it x Make sure you stay that way I have plans for you later ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-11 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Mmhm, will do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	l_a_t_e 2013-11-10 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	It wasn't a Spanish-y lady cop, was it? Kinda hot? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-10 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, it was a guy. Beard and everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2013-11-11 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	Ah. Carry on, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sher_locked 2013-11-10 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	For what reason? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-10 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Some kid shoplifted a candy bar, the cop got him. That's fine, whatever. Then he starts putting hands on him. 14-year-old kid and a grown-ass man? Who's gonna win that fight? So I break it up. He gets unpleasant. I get more unpleasant. Done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sher_locked 2013-11-11 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	So, you didn't know the teenager or a cop, but it's possible they knew each other from previous incidents of theft, which caused the cop to "over react". Which then caused you to do the same. Were you previously a police officer? No, more likely former military. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-11 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Get fucked, asshole. The cop had it coming. You don't hit kids, full stop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sher_locked 2013-11-11 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Come now, you can't claim that getting physically involved in such a dispute is typical; there must be a history involved and you've piqued my curiosity. Above, you suggest the man shamed you for only having on hand. I assume you lost that while in the service. Can't tell without seeing it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	show_of_hands 2013-11-12 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Wrong about that, English. I was a soldier, but didn't lose my hand during combat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sher_locked 2013-11-12 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	I can't see how the procedure was executed. How did you lose it? (Reply to this) (Parent)