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Tweak says, "Will you permit it?"

Nolan Cooper (no_lan) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-10-24 22:11:00

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damon salvatore, hela odinson, jack harkness, joshua nolan, roy harper (red arrow), vala mal doran

What costume can I dress up in to best embarrass my daughter?

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	redarrow_harper 2013-10-24 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	How old is your daughter? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-25 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	She's a teenager, so most everything should embarrass her. But I'm going for the jugular, here. It's the ancient traditions of fathers that they should scar their children for life. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	flipstheswitch 2013-10-24 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Snow White? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-25 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	Good suggestion. Those big billowy dresses have a nice airflow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2013-10-26 02:46 am UTC (link)
	I guess, and it's pretty easy if you need to take a piss. It's also embarrassing, so go for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-26 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hell, this is sounding so good I might just put it into my regular rotation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2013-10-27 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Why are you determined to be embarrassing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-27 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	It's good to have goals. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	go_to_hel 2013-10-24 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Why would you want to go and poke that particular bear? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-25 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	I've never been one for forward-thinking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	go_to_hel 2013-10-25 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	If she's a teenager, she's going to maul you, Nolan. For your daughter's sake, I'm not making a suggestion, but I'm sure anything you can put together will be embarrassing enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-25 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, this is a ritual parent thing. If I survive, it means she will not inherit Pride Rock for another year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	go_to_hel 2013-10-25 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, somewhere there's a parent manual begging to be burned. A least it will give you another year to practice those words of wisdom in your best James Earl Jones voice. Let me know if you end up needing stitches by the end of the night. No worries, I'll do them small, and keep you looking pretty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-26 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	So you think I'm pretty? Wait 'til I turn up to your office dressed as Snow White. I'll be downright radiant. There might be swooning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	go_to_hel 2013-10-26 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that's downright charming of you. There'll be no playing dead in my morgue, princess. It's awful way to get yourself laid and splayed. Besides this good doctor will not be in. I've got the night off to go forth and play. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-26 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah? No taking bodies from the morgue for Halloween, I'm pretty sure that's cheating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	go_to_hel 2013-10-26 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	I think I can find a live one for the evening. Besides with the heat and the predators expediting to rate of decomposition, a dead body doesn't last too long outside the freezer draw to do much more fun than frighten the new medical interns who happen across it. Not that I would do that: Highly unprofessional and very messy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-27 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Ah, c'mon. Everyone takes something/someone home from the office now and then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	go_to_hel 2013-10-27 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, and what do you take home from the office? -Handcuffs and taser aside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-27 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Mostly paperclips. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	go_to_hel 2013-10-29 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	I've a little collection of rubber band balls. I don't bring my work home with me just as I'm sure you don't openly invite yours into your home with you and your lovely daughter. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	j_harkness 2013-10-25 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	Just a pair of Depends and a pacifier. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-25 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Seems like a ploy to get my shirt off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	j_harkness 2013-10-28 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	Not really. You said embarassing costume and I think it would more than qualify. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kiss_it_better 2013-10-25 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Mortifying enough for you, darlin'? How about this ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-25 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	You just want to see my cleavage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kiss_it_better 2013-10-25 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oh you know it, handsome. Although I have to say, mine's more impressive ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	no_lan 2013-10-25 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	You obviously haven't seen my cleavage. I'm a bountiful man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kiss_it_better 2013-10-25 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh sweetie, I get the feeling it's been a while since you heard a chat up line :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lady no_lan 2013-10-25 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	You got a name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gent kiss_it_better 2013-10-25 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed I do, yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lady no_lan 2013-10-26 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	I do, but I guess we're being coy now. I'm getting used to calling you 'Lady' very quickly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gent kiss_it_better 2013-10-26 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well I do like to play ;) I'm Vala, although I could get used to being called Lady... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Vala no_lan 2013-10-26 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	Joshua Nolan. What are you up to later? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Joshua kiss_it_better 2013-10-26 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Depends what you're offering, handsome... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Vala no_lan 2013-10-26 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	A drink if you like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Joshua kiss_it_better 2013-10-26 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Well when you put it like that...how could a girl resist? ;) If you swing by the Stark party tonight, you can see me in costume...~~what little there is of it...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Vala no_lan 2013-10-27 06:22 am UTC (link)
	I think I just might. I'll keep the costume a surprise. (Reply to this) (Parent)