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Tweak says, "bwahahaha"

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕥 (thearchivist) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-09-23 22:55:00

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alaric saltzman, damon salvatore, elena gilbert, jenna sommers, katherine pierce, kol mikaelson, niklaus mikaelson, pansy malfoy

I took Annie costume shopping today, with some interesting results.

We watched Avengers a couple weeks back, because she's really liked the superhero movies. So I guess I shouldn't have been surprised when she told me she wanted to be "the venger" for Halloween. I couldn't figure out why she didn't like any the Black Widow costume, or the girl's Cap cosutme or any of the other ones the store had, until she rolled her eyes and explained she didn't mean THOSE Avengers.

Suffice to say, Jen, we are going to have the cutest Hulk ever on Halloween. Apparently she really wants to smash things and be green. Can't say I blame her, even if I do think this is at least partly an excuse to cover herself in green paint after the finger painting incident this summer.

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	earned 2013-09-24 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Please be Loki. Please. It would make me so happy. And then you and Annie could recreate the "Puny god" scene! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2013-09-24 02:02 am UTC (link)
	It would? How happy is that? OK, I admit, I would be willing to play that with her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earned 2013-09-24 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Very happy. I'll be your Thor! Don't tell Stefan and Rebekah I said so but Annie is totally my favourite baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2013-09-24 02:32 am UTC (link)
	I always knew Loki and Thor were just right there on the edge of realizing how they want each other. I'm not even saying that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earned 2013-09-24 02:49 am UTC (link)
	And they're not even biological brothers so it's totally okay! Well, I guess Annie doesn't count as a baby anymore anyway. She's my favourite kid, and Nat is my favourite baby. There, I'm safe! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2013-09-24 03:29 am UTC (link)
	See, this works all the way around. Now I don't have to worry about being caught as the family self destructs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earned 2013-09-25 01:06 am UTC (link)
	We are going to be the cutest family of superheroes ever. Yes, that would have been unfortunate. I'd feel bad for stealing you away from Stefan, but as if you'd choose him and Nat over me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2013-09-25 02:08 am UTC (link)
	Some cute and some sexy. Don't feel bad. We can go by and see them too. They will survive doing the family thing without me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earned 2013-09-25 03:25 am UTC (link)
	There is going to be no sexy in front of my five year old cousin. After she goes home, though, may be another matter... They'll have to. I'm claiming you for the Gilberts this Halloween. ~~And forever, if I have my way~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2013-09-25 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	She'll get tired before the adult fun starts anyway. Fine, fine. We have to start arranging Christmas in advance, by the way. ~~I was worried that you didn't.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earned 2013-09-26 04:37 am UTC (link)
	I dunno, that girl can stay up for hours on sheer force of will. We might be stuck with her for longer than you think. Christmas? That's three months away, Damon. We have to start making Christmas plans now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2013-09-26 01:17 pm UTC (link)
	Then we will have to get tired really easy. Every kid knows that adults don't have much energy. Our families are huge. We'll have to start now to see them all, which is really weird since - I've just never been big on holidays. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earned 2013-09-27 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Totally true. We just don't have it in us to stay up as long as those crazy kids. Well, I guess it would be a good excuse to go east and see John and try to talk to him. Like that's not going to be incredibly awkward or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2013-09-29 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	I get tired just thinking about it. Oh right, yeah, sounds like a party there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon earned 2013-09-29 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, yeah. Such a party. "Hey, John, I recently found out I'm adopted and my dreams lead me to believe you're my biological father. Have anything to say to me?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Damon/Elena flipstheswitch 2013-10-02 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Does the name Isobel mean anything to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon/Elena earned 2013-10-02 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that's John's girlfriend here in the real world -- I think they've been on and off since high school. Tatia told me about her, Isobel's her aunt, and I think she might be my biological mother. Why, have you seen her in the dreams? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Damon/Elena flipstheswitch 2013-10-02 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	She is in the dreams. ~~You don't even want to know about that.~~ She was with Ric in the dreams for awhile, married to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon/Elena earned 2013-10-02 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Seriously? God, like the dreams couldn't get any worse. Is it at least married past-tense? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Damon/Elena flipstheswitch 2013-10-02 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	~~Fuck~~ Um, yeah. She left him because she wanted to be a vampire. Go figure. It was all the rage. That isn't the worst part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon/Elena earned 2013-10-02 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Of course she did! Of course there can't be one part of my dream life untouched by the vampire fuckery. That's just -- I don't even know why I'm surprised. Do I even want to know the worst part? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Damon/Elena flipstheswitch 2013-10-02 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	You are going to dream it anyway so - I changed her. I didn't know they were married. She managed to find me, and knew I was a vampire already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon/Elena earned 2013-10-02 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	...dream-you turned my biological mother, who dream-married my real-life uncle, into a vampire. Our dreams are like a supernatural soap opera, oh my god. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Damon/Elena flipstheswitch 2013-10-02 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't know who she was. I didn't know Ric and I didn't know you. She found me and asked for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon/Elena earned 2013-10-02 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Well, at least there's that. Still, it's a little bizarre how interconnected our lives were, even before we knew each other. And I can't believe that anyone would ask to be a vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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flipstheswitch, 2013-10-02 08:21 pm UTC

Damon/Elena -

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flipstheswitch, 2013-10-05 03:01 pm UTC

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