Tony Stark can't sleep. (exitthedonut) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-06-02 20:12:00 |
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Gather round, Valarnet. I'm going to tell you a story about my buddy Bruce. (Not you, Wayne. Banner. To be clear, I am talking about Dr. Bruce Banner right now.)
See, we were at MIT together, Bruce and I. And one night there was this party, you know how college gets. We were trashed. I mean, I pride myself on holding my liquor along with enough for everyone else but we outdid ourselves. Meanwhile, Bruce sees this girl he's kind of had a thing for the whole quarter. She was in our Physics lab. So I push him over, like a good wingman should.
So Bruce walks over, and everything's going great. They flirt all night pretty much, and later that night I'm thinking 'sweet, buddy's gonna get lucky.'
Problem was the aforementioned trashed part. Bruce went in for a kiss, wound up barfing all over her.
What ever happened to her any way, Bruce? You guys kept touch, right?