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for sale (mollywobbled) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-05-23 18:40:00

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bill weasley, ginny weasley, hermione granger, leandra hawke, molly weasley, parker, sue storm (invisible woman), tony stark (iron man)

My son just told me that he got an internship from a man on valarnet. I don't usually make it a point to post on this thing, but I'm not sure how I feel about this. Who knows what kind of crazy person this is? What if my youngest son shows up to this "internship" and never comes back home?

Valarnet, I do not trust your shenanigans. Ronald Weasley is officially grounded, valarnet stalker person. I can do that because he still lives at home.

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	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm crazy sure but I was serious about the job. Tony Stark, future CEO of Stark Industries. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 02:32 am UTC (link)
	also he's good at not dying, that's a plus right miss internet mom? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 02:32 am UTC (link)
	See, listen to Cake Lady. She's rational. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 02:35 am UTC (link)
	plus if he were some sort of internet creepy serial killer person he wouldn't imitate someone so famous or if he is a creepy internet serial killer person imitating someone as famous as tony stark he's a very dumb internet serial killer person and i'm sure your son could defeat him in combat (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that'll be all, Cake Lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 02:40 am UTC (link)
	what? i'm just saying that the odds are you're not a serial killer or at least not a very good one plus like eighteen billion people would've called you out by now if you weren't real (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 02:45 am UTC (link)
	I think that depends upon how many people want him dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 03:09 am UTC (link)
	well i think he's only been shot once and lots of people want the president dead too, would your son not be able to have an internship with him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Believe me, the president doesn't want Ron. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 03:16 am UTC (link)
	i'm not the best judge since i don't have any but aren't parents supposed to be encouraging or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Everyone has parents, darling. Have you met my son? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 03:34 am UTC (link)
	i don't and no, i haven't, but like i said i'm not an expert on parents or kids (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Sure you do. Maybe you just don't know them. You should probably save judgement until you speak to him then. I love him, but... well, he's Ron. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 03:39 am UTC (link)
	they didn't want me so i don't want them all right, i will (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Future CEO? Yes. Definitely nutters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Would you prefer current CEO and general manager of badassery of the Irvine Company? Less relevant, but whatever gets me milkshakes, Lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:03 am UTC (link)
	No milkshakes for you. At least not from my son. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure we can come to an arrangement. Your son would get a chance to start on day one at the company that is going to change the face of engineering as we know it. So in short, please? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm a very protective mother, if you haven't already noticed. He's not taking any internet internship without me meeting the person he'll be reporting to and checking out the company for myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Okay, no problem. Come to Irvine General. Got shot in the chest last week, they're not really letting me out of the ICU yet. The jerks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Why don't we just save it for a time when you're less..... shot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 03:27 am UTC (link)
	That's kind of not how getting shot works. Once you're shot, you're pretty much always shot. Now, little less in the hospital, okay, that makes sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Let's shoot for little less in the hospital then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	invisiblestorm 2012-05-24 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	You need a PR manager. Desperately. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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