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for sale (mollywobbled) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-05-23 18:40:00

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bill weasley, ginny weasley, hermione granger, leandra hawke, molly weasley, parker, sue storm (invisible woman), tony stark (iron man)

My son just told me that he got an internship from a man on valarnet. I don't usually make it a point to post on this thing, but I'm not sure how I feel about this. Who knows what kind of crazy person this is? What if my youngest son shows up to this "internship" and never comes back home?

Valarnet, I do not trust your shenanigans. Ronald Weasley is officially grounded, valarnet stalker person. I can do that because he still lives at home.

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	ginnerly 2012-05-24 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Best update ever. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I thought you might like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ginnerly 2012-05-24 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I do! Thanks Mum, I'm considering it an early graduation present! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh, good! Then I won't have to worry about a present anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ginnerly 2012-05-24 02:16 am UTC (link)
	Because Ron's mentally challenged? Surely not. C'mon Mum. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 02:44 am UTC (link)
	You don't choose your family, honey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ginnerly 2012-05-24 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Don't I know it. Six brothers is what I got, but I totally would have asked to be an only child. Or maybe to keep Bill and Charlie, they're the least mental of the lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-29 12:13 am UTC (link)
	That's no way to talk about the rest of your brothers, Ginny. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm crazy sure but I was serious about the job. Tony Stark, future CEO of Stark Industries. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 02:32 am UTC (link)
	also he's good at not dying, that's a plus right miss internet mom? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 02:32 am UTC (link)
	See, listen to Cake Lady. She's rational. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 02:35 am UTC (link)
	plus if he were some sort of internet creepy serial killer person he wouldn't imitate someone so famous or if he is a creepy internet serial killer person imitating someone as famous as tony stark he's a very dumb internet serial killer person and i'm sure your son could defeat him in combat (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that'll be all, Cake Lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 02:40 am UTC (link)
	what? i'm just saying that the odds are you're not a serial killer or at least not a very good one plus like eighteen billion people would've called you out by now if you weren't real (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 02:45 am UTC (link)
	I think that depends upon how many people want him dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 03:09 am UTC (link)
	well i think he's only been shot once and lots of people want the president dead too, would your son not be able to have an internship with him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Believe me, the president doesn't want Ron. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 03:16 am UTC (link)
	i'm not the best judge since i don't have any but aren't parents supposed to be encouraging or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Everyone has parents, darling. Have you met my son? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 03:34 am UTC (link)
	i don't and no, i haven't, but like i said i'm not an expert on parents or kids (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Sure you do. Maybe you just don't know them. You should probably save judgement until you speak to him then. I love him, but... well, he's Ron. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-24 03:39 am UTC (link)
	they didn't want me so i don't want them all right, i will (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Future CEO? Yes. Definitely nutters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Would you prefer current CEO and general manager of badassery of the Irvine Company? Less relevant, but whatever gets me milkshakes, Lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:03 am UTC (link)
	No milkshakes for you. At least not from my son. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure we can come to an arrangement. Your son would get a chance to start on day one at the company that is going to change the face of engineering as we know it. So in short, please? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm a very protective mother, if you haven't already noticed. He's not taking any internet internship without me meeting the person he'll be reporting to and checking out the company for myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Okay, no problem. Come to Irvine General. Got shot in the chest last week, they're not really letting me out of the ICU yet. The jerks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Why don't we just save it for a time when you're less..... shot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-24 03:27 am UTC (link)
	That's kind of not how getting shot works. Once you're shot, you're pretty much always shot. Now, little less in the hospital, okay, that makes sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Let's shoot for little less in the hospital then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	invisiblestorm 2012-05-24 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	You need a PR manager. Desperately. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	what_remains 2012-05-24 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Believe me, I know how hard it is to let your babies go, but sometimes that's precisely what you have to do. That doesn't mean you still can't embarrass them senseless every chance you get. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-24 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Ron is hardly a baby and he's perfectly capable of making his own decisions.. except if he's going to insist on living under our roof past his prime I'm going to give the kid hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	what_remains 2012-05-24 04:50 am UTC (link)
	I think that was why Bethy finally moved out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-29 12:14 am UTC (link)
	I actually don't want any of my babies to move out, if I'm to be really honest about it. Ron is welcome here. I just wish he'd do something other than play video games all day. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	heymrchickhabit 2012-05-24 10:35 am UTC (link)
	I love you, Mum. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-29 12:15 am UTC (link)
	I love you too, Bill honey. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_brains 2012-05-24 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Tony Stark is a very reputable scientist, Mrs. Weasley. Ron would be lucky to have an internship with him. ~~We'd all be lucky for Ron to get an internship with him. And relieved. And excited. And you can't take this away from him!~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-29 12:15 am UTC (link)
	A reputable scientist who asks boys on the internet to be their shake fetching intern? We'll have to see about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_brains 2012-05-29 01:45 am UTC (link)
	It would be a fantastic opportunity for Ron. It would also get him off the couch and away from the video games. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-29 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Once I confirm this man is who he says he is, Ron can be ungrounded and take the internship. I always trust your opinions of people, honey, but Ron is my baby boy and the internet is a dangerous place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_brains 2012-05-29 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Well it would probably be in Ron's best interest if you hurried. He can't stay home and play video games for the rest of his life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-29 02:28 am UTC (link)
	All good things will come in time, Hermione. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_brains 2012-05-29 02:34 am UTC (link)
	I don't see how this is something that needs to wait. Ron's future is very important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mollywobbled 2012-05-29 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Hermione. Ron is my son and I decide what is best for him. Of course I know his future in important. I am not taking that away from him. I am simply verifying the truth of this internet person's claim before I let Ron go off to meet some random internet serial killer. Are we clear? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_brains 2012-05-29 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yes Ma'am. (Reply to this) (Parent)