Literally Pirateninja (shadowcat) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2012-05-19 21:03:00 |
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Drunken Txting
[Txt to Emma Frost]
>> No srsly those corsets
>> Do you use tape?
[Txt to Xi'an]
>> I miss you...!
>> [boobs.jpg]
>> They miss you too!
[Txt to Scotty]
>> Id like you to meet Jubilee!
>> [Jubilee_Mooning.jpg]
>> See her big smile!
[Txt to Obi-wan]
>> Did you and ani do it?
>> I mean who's top?
[Txt to Tony]
>> okay okay how many penises were in Little Mermaid?
[Txt to Tali]
>> I don't recmend playing the shots game when watching twilight.
[Txt to Jean]
>> Hwo do you get yr hair so pretty?
[Randomly mass Txts to Random Numbers]
>> Hi who wnats to play the shots game?
>> Turn on channel 15. S' Lotr trilogy
>> Drink when smone drinks anything. a Hobbit, drink twice if it's Gimli, three times.
>> If Gimli belches afterward, drink the whole bottle
>> Somne eats anything if a Hobbit, twice.
>> hobbit talks about food.
>> Frodo says "Oh, Sam!"
>> Aragorn and Boromir have an argument.
>> Someone looks all mopey and angst-ridden. If it's Frodo, drink again.
>> A Black Rider appears.
>> We see someone's filthy, chewed-up fingernails.
>> Someone sings a song.
>> You can tell the camera was mounted on a helicopter.
>> Someone draws a sword.
>> Pippin acts like an idiot.
>> Legolas looks fabulous.
>> Frodo's eyes roll back into his head.
>> Gollum hacks up a "gollum! gollum!"
>> Someone or something is called "precious."
>> Someone consults a map.
>> You speak along with the dialogue.