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Tony Stark can't sleep. (exitthedonut) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2012-05-17 13:32:00

Entry tags:

anna milton, christine chapel, eddard stark, hikaru sulu, janice rand, kitty pryde (shadowcat), montgomery scott, mordin solus, nymphadora tonks, parker, pepper potts, river song, robert baratheon, rose tyler, scott summers (cyclops), sheriff graham (the huntsman), steve rogers (captain america), tony stark (iron man), ygritte

[Text to Steve Rogers]

>> Boy scout, I’m dying here. I barely can move my head but I swear to God if you don’t come up with something to distract me I’m going to start singing LMFAO at the top of my lungs until they at least move me to a room with a different number of ceiling tiles on the ceiling to distract me for another minute and a half.

>> Do you really want that on your conscience? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

[Text to Nym Tonks]

>> I wasn’t kidding, bring back more cupcakes like that and you get two quarters on me.

[Multiple Texts to Multiple Random Numbers (feel free to have these be your character’s phones)]

>> Hi. I’m Tony. Who’s your favorite Powerpuff Girl?

>> Hi. I’m Tony. Best Disney Movie?

>> Hi. I’m Tony. Do people really like opera or are they just trying to seem classy?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think it'd be hard to learn to play the banjo?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do birds suddenly appear when some crazy woman sings a song?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers keep putting out the same album and everyone acts like it's new?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think people go vegetarian to protect animals for real, or is it just to feel better than people who think cows are delicious?

>> Hi. I’m Tony. I’m also really bored.

[Text to Pepper Potts]

I know you’re just sitting right here but hi.

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	exitthedonut 2012-05-18 04:46 am UTC (link)
	>> See, this is mean. I offer you a cookie and you bring up this guy who's going to come talk to me. >> Wait. She's wearing your clothes? My mind is going to place. >> Sexy places. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agenthill 2012-05-18 04:51 am UTC (link)
	>>Director Fury is a very good agent, Mr. Stark. I'm surprised he even decided to take a look at your case at all. >>She was when I left. You can tell her Phil says hello. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-18 04:54 am UTC (link)
	>> Phil? Who's Phil? What is GOING ON? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agenthill 2012-05-18 05:21 am UTC (link)
	>>What, did you assume all FBI agents were female? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-18 05:22 am UTC (link)
	>> WHY IS PEPPER WEARING PHIL'S CLOTHES?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agenthill 2012-05-18 05:23 am UTC (link)
	>>Is that jealousy I'm reading, Mr. Stark? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-18 05:25 am UTC (link)
	>> YEAH PRETTY MUCH (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agenthill 2012-05-18 05:31 am UTC (link)
	>>Calm yourself, Mr. Stark. >>Does it look like Ms. Potts is wearing men's clothes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-18 05:31 am UTC (link)
	>> Maybe a man who dresses in women's clothes. >> Shut up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agenthill 2012-05-18 06:06 am UTC (link)
	>>I'm Agent Maria Hill. >>One of the agents working your case. Agent Coulson's partner. >>And yes, Ms. Potts borrowed some of my spare clothes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-18 06:07 am UTC (link)
	>> And we're back to sexy. >> I'm kidding, Hill. Thank you. For looking after her. I'm guessing that's while I was unconscious and bleeding. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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