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Tweak says, "I like pie"

Tony Stark can't sleep. (exitthedonut) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2012-05-17 13:32:00

Entry tags:

anna milton, christine chapel, eddard stark, hikaru sulu, janice rand, kitty pryde (shadowcat), montgomery scott, mordin solus, nymphadora tonks, parker, pepper potts, river song, robert baratheon, rose tyler, scott summers (cyclops), sheriff graham (the huntsman), steve rogers (captain america), tony stark (iron man), ygritte

[Text to Steve Rogers]

>> Boy scout, I’m dying here. I barely can move my head but I swear to God if you don’t come up with something to distract me I’m going to start singing LMFAO at the top of my lungs until they at least move me to a room with a different number of ceiling tiles on the ceiling to distract me for another minute and a half.

>> Do you really want that on your conscience? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

[Text to Nym Tonks]

>> I wasn’t kidding, bring back more cupcakes like that and you get two quarters on me.

[Multiple Texts to Multiple Random Numbers (feel free to have these be your character’s phones)]

>> Hi. I’m Tony. Who’s your favorite Powerpuff Girl?

>> Hi. I’m Tony. Best Disney Movie?

>> Hi. I’m Tony. Do people really like opera or are they just trying to seem classy?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think it'd be hard to learn to play the banjo?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do birds suddenly appear when some crazy woman sings a song?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers keep putting out the same album and everyone acts like it's new?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think people go vegetarian to protect animals for real, or is it just to feel better than people who think cows are delicious?

>> Hi. I’m Tony. I’m also really bored.

[Text to Pepper Potts]

I know you’re just sitting right here but hi.

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	airducts 2012-05-17 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	>>like when i steal grocery carts to race >>they yell at me so i just yell back louder until they go away >>hospitals suck though (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-17 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	>> Shopping car racing. >> I need to get out of here. If I could walk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-17 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	>>you can't walk? oooh, are you in the hospital because of some horrible accident? >>did like a concrete pipe fall on you and shatter your legs? >>or did you get hit by a semi? >>was it bloody and traumatic? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-17 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	>> I got shot. Sound a little less gleeful please, that's creepy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-17 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	>>you got shot? who shot you? did you deserve it? >>sorry >>i try not to be creepy but sometimes i forget that i'm supposed to have social decorum or whatever (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-17 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> well, not from HIM. It was weird. Like a half ass robbery. And I don't care, you're entertaining me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-17 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	>>robbers who use guns are unintelligent cretins who give thieves a bad name >>not that i care what name thieves get or anything >>have you tried to find the guy? i mean if some jerk shot me because he didn't know how to rob someone correctly i'd be pretty mad (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-17 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	>> And it hurt. >> I dunno. FBI needs to talk to me I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airducts 2012-05-17 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	>>see? clearly this guy needs a lesson in stealing and a punch in the face >>ew, feds >>good luck with that, they never get anything done (Reply to this) (Parent)

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