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Tony Stark can't sleep. (exitthedonut) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2012-05-17 13:32:00

Entry tags:

anna milton, christine chapel, eddard stark, hikaru sulu, janice rand, kitty pryde (shadowcat), montgomery scott, mordin solus, nymphadora tonks, parker, pepper potts, river song, robert baratheon, rose tyler, scott summers (cyclops), sheriff graham (the huntsman), steve rogers (captain america), tony stark (iron man), ygritte

[Text to Steve Rogers]

>> Boy scout, I’m dying here. I barely can move my head but I swear to God if you don’t come up with something to distract me I’m going to start singing LMFAO at the top of my lungs until they at least move me to a room with a different number of ceiling tiles on the ceiling to distract me for another minute and a half.

>> Do you really want that on your conscience? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

[Text to Nym Tonks]

>> I wasn’t kidding, bring back more cupcakes like that and you get two quarters on me.

[Multiple Texts to Multiple Random Numbers (feel free to have these be your character’s phones)]

>> Hi. I’m Tony. Who’s your favorite Powerpuff Girl?

>> Hi. I’m Tony. Best Disney Movie?

>> Hi. I’m Tony. Do people really like opera or are they just trying to seem classy?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think it'd be hard to learn to play the banjo?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do birds suddenly appear when some crazy woman sings a song?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers keep putting out the same album and everyone acts like it's new?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think people go vegetarian to protect animals for real, or is it just to feel better than people who think cows are delicious?

>> Hi. I’m Tony. I’m also really bored.

[Text to Pepper Potts]

I know you’re just sitting right here but hi.

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	RETURN TEXTS hadtobeme 2012-05-17 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	>>Can't speak for others, but greatly enjoy opera personally. >>Particularly Gilbert and Sullivan! Extremely funny. >>Curious as to how you got this number, though. Eighty-seven percent sure I do not know a 'Tony' from this area code. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	RETURN TEXTS exitthedonut 2012-05-17 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	>> You do now, buddy. >> Ok, so enlighten me about opera. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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hadtobeme
2012-05-17 09:52 pm UTC (link)

>>Unusual way of meeting. Always enjoy breaks from norm.
>>Professor Mordin Solus.

>>Opera very varied subject.
>>Personally prefer light or "comic" opera, myself. As said, Gilbert and Sullivan a favorite.
>>Comic opera more malleable, able to be updated for times.
>>For example: this song from a modern production of the Mikado.
>>Song sung about people in society who would not be missed if executed by the "Lord High Executioner". Very funny, in my opinion.

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	RETURN TEXTS exitthedonut 2012-05-17 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	>> Ok, I'll give it a shot. When I get out of the hospital we'll go to an opera and I'll give it a chance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RETURN TEXTS hadtobeme 2012-05-17 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	>>Would like that. Then again, like any excuse to go to great performances. >>Wait a moment. Said name was Tony, in hospital, obvious access to phone and internet even though not allowed in hospitals... >>Would you be Tony Stark? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: RETURN TEXTS exitthedonut 2012-05-17 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	>> That's me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RETURN TEXTS hadtobeme 2012-05-17 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	>>Ah. How is gunshot wound? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: RETURN TEXTS exitthedonut 2012-05-17 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	>> In my chest, which is the second to last place I would have picked for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hadtobeme 2012-05-17 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	>>Impressed you survived. Not many could. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exitthedonut 2012-05-17 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	>> I am a stubborn jackass it's true. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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