InsaneJournal

texts + a loving phone call


>> Oy, I know you're about to push a new life from your twat and all
>> So if you can't help I will understand
>> But I had a question









Isabela was a troll. She was like her fiance in that regard - it was also probably why they went together like peanut butter and chocolate, and had really good sex too. Though the sex didn't have so much to do with it, but anyway - she was sort of on a one-tracked mind, while sometimes thinking of additional things (eating, sleeping, other biological needs that didn't have to do with humping), because she had skills. It was why she phoned Fenris because, for one, she wished to talk to him and, two, she missed his porcupine self; Varric's nickname for him was Broody and as usual, it was spot on.

"'ello," she spoke cheerfully when someone answered and got him on the line, probably at gunpoint. "I need to place an order. A large mocha latte and I need the foam to look like a beautiful climax is happening - which means don't skimp on the love fluids, alright? Also, the bigger the dick involved, the better. If you want to make it two dicks involved, that's alright too. Maybe some dolphins forming a heart shape in the background."