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Tweak says, "you. wish."

The Joker (dogchasingcars) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-01 17:45:00

Entry tags:

beatrix kiddo, bruce wayne, candy quackenbush, carrie white, elphaba thropp, emily sorenson, remy lebeau, selina kyle, solvei samuels, sophie frost, the joker, zatanna

Well...I wish we had rides like that when I was a kid. Maybe my dad would've taken me to more amusement parks.

Looks like a green new world around here. Clean city you've got. Anyone mind directing me to Dorothy and her witchy friend now that the tornado's touched down? I admit, I always was into that girl. Red shoes make such a statement.

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	toitshour 2008-08-01 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	You're not in Oz. You're in an alternate universe. Has anyone given you the [website]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Candy teenwonder 2008-08-01 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	I know that you're new to this. But for future reference, do not be nice to supervillains. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dick toitshour 2008-08-01 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	How was I supposed to know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy teenwonder 2008-08-01 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	He's the Joker? I assumed everyone knew of the Joker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dick toitshour 2008-08-01 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. Maybe my brothers would know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-01 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Not at all. Everyone's been so HOSTILE. I just can't understand it. The state of the world today, I tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-08-01 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently your reputation precedes you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-01 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	I guess! No one's even giving me the chance to say a friendly hello in person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-08-01 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	We're probably assuming that's a bad idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-01 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	No. No! I'm harmless. That wounds me. Deeply wounds me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-08-01 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	You remind me of someone. He said the same thing to me before he paid someone to choke me to death. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-01 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa there, sweet thing. Me? Send someone to choke you? If I wanted to choke you I'd do it myself. You're far too pretty for me to delegate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-08-01 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	So you may have more nerve than the Prince of Midnight. But that doesn't mean that we like you, Jester. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-01 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Oooo. My day gets better and better. Pretty girl who's pretty crazy. Check! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-08-01 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not crazy. I'm just different. But she's right. You do look just like Carrion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-01 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Your last boyfriend was a guy named Carrion? Sounds promising. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-08-01 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	No. Carrion loved me, but I turned him down. That's likely why he paid the wyrm to choke me. But he's gone now. Stay away from me, unless you wish to meet the same fate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-01 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. I'm confused. I need to stay away from you, or you're going to pay a worm to choke me? I hate to be the one to break it to you...but I'm not sure how successful that's gonna be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-08-01 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	No, a wyrm. A dragon with no moral compass, no wisdom, no honor. And that's not how Carrion died. That's how she died. Carrion drowned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-01 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	A dragon with no moral compass. Oh! Oh, okay. Hey, that could be me too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-08-01 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	No, Jester, you couldn't strangle someone with your tongue. No, I think you too are more like the Lord of Midnight than you would ever wish to be. Scared of his own shadow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-01 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Lord of Midnight sounds kind of ominous. Appealing, but kind of somber. Too serious for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-08-01 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I guess you have to be a confident man to wear purple. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-01 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	It's custom. You like it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-08-01 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	It's better than yellow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)