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Peace out, bitches. (drsnarkfest) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-01-17 13:29:00

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god, greg house, jack dent, karen davis, plotty mcplot, raymond wood, reina and sofia wood

Can someone tell me why my head suddenly sounds like a bad porno, cutting in and out of a televangelism marathon?

It's all 'Oh God' this, and 'Please send me money' that.

More importantly, where is the 'off' button?

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	jumpinjackdent 2008-01-17 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	The very patron saint of innocence, are we? How lovely. I have delusions, too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-17 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	I prefer to think of it as sarcasm; the medication for that's just bitter chocolate and a good fuck. Think of the money we could save in health insurance, if people realized what seratonin does to your system. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjackdent 2008-01-17 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	I do hope that is what you prescribe to people, dear. 'Oh, it's alright, just have some chocolate and a good go, and you'll be right as rain!' Writing it down as a prescription, making the pharmacist think you are sexually harassing them...Oh, fun times! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-17 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	'Last time I tried it, Carlos- your pharmacist of note- sent me a blow-up doll and a bad, cheap porn. Apparently my charm isn't universal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjackdent 2008-01-17 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Or his idea of a first date isn't the usual dinner and the movies... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-17 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Somehow, the sexual harassment lawsuit I was slapped with doesn't strike me as a usual 'Dear John' letter. I don't think I was too far off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjackdent 2008-01-17 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	It might be his way of flirting. Getting you in court, all dressed up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	drsnarkfest 2008-01-17 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Next you'll be saying he just things handcuffs are like cuddling, and I'll ha- Have to write you a perscription. Sneaky, sneaky man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jumpinjackdent 2008-01-17 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I do love our little chats! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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