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Tweak says, "hostile takeover in my brain"

Dean Winchester (doubleup) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-05-08 21:53:00

Entry tags:

antigone grace, bela talbot, connor mcmanus, dean winchester, metallicar, murphy mcmanus, sam winchester

You know how I know this world is crazy?

Sam's getting laid by his ~~girlfriend~~ - well, at all. And I've got a girlfriend.

Okay, you know what, Sam's got a girlfriend and it's time he knows it.

But seriously. Both of us haven't had a girlfriend at the same time since I was in eighth grade. And Sam's girlfriend still threw worms at him. Sammy, glad you got an upgrade.

But yes. Just letting you ladies know I'm off the market. I value my testicles too much to have my girlfriend rip them off with her fingernails. That, and then she'd probably yell at me about ruining a perfectly good manicure or something.

... so, these Jammie Dodger things are kind of fucking awesome. I think I might go buy a crate of 'em.

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	twinveritas 2008-05-08 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	Well, he's one of those easy to please types. Really, you've got your work cut out for you. You're naturally endowed with three out of five things men like us look for in a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ltldropofpoison 2008-05-08 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	If he's easy to please, how do I have my work cut out for me? And now I'm curious, really. Three out of five? My name is Bela, by the way; I'm guessing you're one of Dean's actual friends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-05-08 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	... are you implying I have imaginary friends or somethin'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ltldropofpoison 2008-05-08 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	I would make some sort of joke about your penis, but since I'm shagging you ... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-05-08 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. You know it's real. Very, very, very real. (Reply to this) (Parent)

twinveritas
2008-05-09 12:57 am UTC (link)

Because it's easy. That's kinda what that saying means. You know, how people sew things? They cut the cloth then sew it? sometimes, their work is cut out for them and all they have to do is sew it, which takes no time.

The More You Know!

Pretty face, two tits. The other things are sense of humor and ability to put up with us. I don't know personally how well you do with the other three, yet.

Connor McManus, and aye, I'd would categorize myself as real.

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	twinveritas 2008-05-09 12:59 am UTC (link)
	the uh... The humor counts for two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twinveritas 2008-05-09 01:00 am UTC (link)
	... I'm drunk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-05-09 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Here's me not being surprised. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aequitastwin 2008-05-09 01:02 am UTC (link)
	I'd like to apologize for my brother right now. Doesn't mean I'm actually going to, I'd just like to. I'm Murphy by the way, I'm the good-looking one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twinveritas 2008-05-09 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Pff, right. Good looking. Someone could take an axe to your fsert (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twinveritas 2008-05-09 01:05 am UTC (link)
	DON'T STEAL THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WHEN I'M FUCKING TYPING. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aequitastwin 2008-05-09 01:08 am UTC (link)
	IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO FUCKING STEAL THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WHY ARE YOU FUCKING USING MINE IN THE FIRST PLACE? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twinveritas 2008-05-09 01:10 am UTC (link)
	YOUR keyboard is over by the fucking kitchen. With the rest of your computer. Moron. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aequitastwin 2008-05-09 01:12 am UTC (link)
	You're just saying that because you don't want to go over there and get that one yourself. I've been using this one all day, means it's mine. So there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twinveritas 2008-05-09 01:13 am UTC (link)
	You're a fucking twit. Also? I hate you. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aequitastwin 2008-05-09 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Of course you do. Shove over, there's more Guinness in the fridge. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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