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[May. 8th, 2008|04:41 am] |
One week 'til due date.
If anyone wants to be on our call list when he's finally born, let me know. We've got most of our friends and family already on the list, I just don't know if we've got them all. |
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[May. 8th, 2008|06:53 am] |
I want a party. A gala, even. What charities can I donate to that will throw Denny Crane a party? Preferably one with a coatroom.
Alan. You've been awfully quiet, lately. Haven't been scared off by any C-L-O-W-N-S, have you? |
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[May. 8th, 2008|07:04 am] |
I'm getting bored with this car of mine. Sure, it's shiny and new-fangled, but the charm wears off. I think it's time to start looking for a new ride.
Who feels like painting the town red? |
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[May. 8th, 2008|07:41 pm] |
Jaina? Ani? Want to get a pizza tonight and watch a baseball game on TV?
( Brooke ) |
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[May. 8th, 2008|08:11 pm] |
OH MY GOSH
I GET TO START
LIKE, I GET TO PLAY. IN A BIG PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL GAME.
SERIOUSLY. AWESOME. |
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[May. 8th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
I think I could do with some girl-time.
Does anyone want to come over and watch movies and eat cookies and distract me from everything that's icky hang out? |
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[May. 8th, 2008|09:53 pm] |
You know how I know this world is crazy?
Sam's getting laid by his girlfriend - well, at all. And I've got a girlfriend.
Okay, you know what, Sam's got a girlfriend and it's time he knows it.
But seriously. Both of us haven't had a girlfriend at the same time since I was in eighth grade. And Sam's girlfriend still threw worms at him. Sammy, glad you got an upgrade.
But yes. Just letting you ladies know I'm off the market. I value my testicles too much to have my girlfriend rip them off with her fingernails. That, and then she'd probably yell at me about ruining a perfectly good manicure or something.
... so, these Jammie Dodger things are kind of fucking awesome. I think I might go buy a crate of 'em. |
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