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Tweak says, "It's a perfect likeness."

Dean Winchester (doubleup) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-05-08 21:53:00

Entry tags:

antigone grace, bela talbot, connor mcmanus, dean winchester, metallicar, murphy mcmanus, sam winchester

You know how I know this world is crazy?

Sam's getting laid by his ~~girlfriend~~ - well, at all. And I've got a girlfriend.

Okay, you know what, Sam's got a girlfriend and it's time he knows it.

But seriously. Both of us haven't had a girlfriend at the same time since I was in eighth grade. And Sam's girlfriend still threw worms at him. Sammy, glad you got an upgrade.

But yes. Just letting you ladies know I'm off the market. I value my testicles too much to have my girlfriend rip them off with her fingernails. That, and then she'd probably yell at me about ruining a perfectly good manicure or something.

... so, these Jammie Dodger things are kind of fucking awesome. I think I might go buy a crate of 'em.

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	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-05-08 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Great, Chewie. Just great, always thinkin' with your STOMACH. Heh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-05-08 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	HEY. I'M HAN, YOU'RE LUKE. THE CAR IS CHEWIE. CHRIST. (Seriously, love my babygirl, but man, can she ever drink up the gas.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-05-08 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Jeez, Dean. Fine. At least I get the cooler weapon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-05-08 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	What, the Compensation Weapon? Yeah, have fun with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-05-08 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	I thought the car was the Falcon? You know, fastest ~~piece of shit~~ hunk of junk in the galaxy and all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-05-08 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	Bobby could be Chewie. He's furry enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-05-08 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	I'll give you a hundred bucks if you suggest that to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-05-08 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	If he shows up, you're on. And he better accept. He doesn't have many other options besides Threepio. Or Boba Fett. But Bobby's nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-05-08 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Does that make Dad Darth Vader? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-05-08 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	See, it should, but Dad's not a dick. Maybe Dad can be an X-Wing pilot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-05-08 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Dude. Bobby's Obi-Wan and Dad's Anakin before he went douchebag. Since when was Dad not a dick? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-05-08 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	... that makes perfect sense. Dad's stubborn. Kind of like one of his sons. Meaning you. Dad wouldn't have made you go darkside, he just... wanted what he thought was best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-05-08 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Wanna go buy those master replica lightsabers that make the noises when you hit other people with them? We could have our own duel of the fates in the backyard. I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2008-05-08 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	That is possibly the most nerdy, lameass thing that's ever been said. Of course I do. ~~I miss him.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wnchestrgeekboy 2008-05-08 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Quick! To the Falcon! ~~Me too.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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