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Dean Winchester ([info]doubleup) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-05-08 21:53:00

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Entry tags:antigone grace, bela talbot, connor mcmanus, dean winchester, metallicar, murphy mcmanus, sam winchester

You know how I know this world is crazy?

Sam's getting laid by his girlfriend - well, at all. And I've got a girlfriend.

Okay, you know what, Sam's got a girlfriend and it's time he knows it.

But seriously. Both of us haven't had a girlfriend at the same time since I was in eighth grade. And Sam's girlfriend still threw worms at him. Sammy, glad you got an upgrade.

But yes. Just letting you ladies know I'm off the market. I value my testicles too much to have my girlfriend rip them off with her fingernails. That, and then she'd probably yell at me about ruining a perfectly good manicure or something.

... so, these Jammie Dodger things are kind of fucking awesome. I think I might go buy a crate of 'em.


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[info]doubleup
2008-05-08 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I just don't want ladies barkin' up my tree, 'cause it's. Um. Taken.

Anyway.

THEY'RE THE BEST COOKIE THINGS EVER. SERIOUSLY. THEY ARE AWESOME. I'll let you have a couple. Maybe.

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[info]wnchestrgeekboy
2008-05-08 10:14 pm UTC (link)
And you had to announce that I was getting laid, too? Jeez, Dean.

Cookies? Oooh. Gimme.

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[info]doubleup
2008-05-08 10:15 pm UTC (link)
If I can't make fun of you, it's either the end of the world or I'm in the middle of getting laid myownself.

COOKIES WITH JAM INSIDE, SAMMY. JAM.

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[info]wnchestrgeekboy
2008-05-08 10:18 pm UTC (link)
You had me at COOKIE.

Yeah, yeah I know. Older brother privledge and such.

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[info]doubleup
2008-05-08 10:21 pm UTC (link)
SHORTBREAD COOKIE. WITH JAM. AND CRACK.

It's gotta come with some perks, otherwise it's just me listening to you talk about books and sentimental crap without the fun.

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[info]wnchestrgeekboy
2008-05-08 10:26 pm UTC (link)
GIMME.

And hey! We talk about other stuff! What about that highly informative talk we had the other night? And we're fixing the Mustang together, plus there's the Roxy-girl AND we grilled stuff the other night.

Jerk.

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[info]doubleup
2008-05-08 10:28 pm UTC (link)
TWO. YOU CAN HAVE TWO.

And I know! That's why I said perks! More than one!

Bitch.

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[info]wnchestrgeekboy
2008-05-08 10:29 pm UTC (link)
COOKIE.

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[info]doubleup
2008-05-08 10:31 pm UTC (link)
YES. COME GET ONE.

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[info]wnchestrgeekboy
2008-05-08 10:44 pm UTC (link)
YOU SAID TWO.

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[info]doubleup
2008-05-08 10:49 pm UTC (link)
OR TWO.

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[info]antigone_grace
2008-05-08 10:15 pm UTC (link)
You could sound less ashamed.

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