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Tweak says, "I'm too sexy for my....."

Jack Dent (OC) (jumpinjackdent) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-03-09 19:20:00

Entry tags:

greg house, jack dent, jack harkness, julien cartier, nonobits switcheroo

Darling, have you the proper bits back yet? I wanted to ask you something, but I don't want to be a bother while you are having a good time of it as Lady Greg!

Darling, how are you? Were you hit by the gender bug? Oddly enough, I wasn't-I assume fate thought me girly enough. Why bother? Anyway, I have huge news! Jules asked me to marry him! I'm going to be a blushing man bride! And I want you there. No ifs, ands or buts!

I love you.

Spaghetti tonight for dinner? I'm cooking. A pasta party, you can help me test it for readiness. I know how you love to hear me giggle when I toss noodles at the wall. Who wouldn't?

And, of course, feverish hot sex afterwards. Have to work off that heavy Italian food!

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	Gregory jumpinjackdent 2008-03-09 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Thank God, or else I might have to stop them! Well, darling, I suppose that's fair. I'll run it by Julien, though. I want his day perfect, and if it means me in trousers, well gosh, I'll wear them! What did it turn out to be about, dear, or would you rather not share? Was it me? I've been worried, admittedly. And...what is this thing with Orlinda? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack drsnarkfest 2008-03-09 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	And that just wouldn't do. There's always the bachelor party. He thought I was starting to draw back, or something. I never really figured it out- we fought, we talked, we fucked, and it was over. I don't particularly want to bring it up again. She's... pregnant. And one of us is the father. How very soap-opera melodrama, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Gregory

jumpinjackdent
2008-03-09 11:24 pm UTC (link)

No, I'd probably keep doing them, anyway, but much to your annoyance. That would be a shame.

Or Bachelorette, as the case may be...

So, are you happy?

Goodness. Well, look at you two, still breeding with the best of them. And what is the issue, now? Since both of you obviously had at it with her, it can't be that you were cheating, can it? Is she having problem with the pregnancy?

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Jack

drsnarkfest
2008-03-09 11:36 pm UTC (link)

A shame indeed.

Oh, you. And here I am, having to plan it. I forgot the routine.

Of course. I never thought anything was wrong. And he knows I'm shit with trying to figure that sort of thing out.

No, she- we obviously weren't trying. She's shocked by it, and doesn't sound... excited. Not that she'd admit to not wanting to keep it, but... it's just stressful. Plus, I don't think she's too keen about us wanting to help, or have paternity.

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Gregory

jumpinjackdent
2008-03-09 11:41 pm UTC (link)

Oh, you don't have to plan anything, dear! We can plan together, if you like! As I said, I don't want to be a bother. I just want you nearby when I'm marrying my Jules, is all.

Good, then. I'm glad you are happy.

Perhaps she needs time to decide what she wants before she gets involved with what you two want as possible fathers, dear. Letting you know, obviously, that she was pregnant may have been as far as she was prepared to involve you at this point. Would you be upset if she chose to not keep it for her own reasons?

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Jack

drsnarkfest
2008-03-09 11:50 pm UTC (link)

Of course I'm planning something, Jack. It's not a bother, I just- no, I want to. What other excuse would I have to buy booze and mind-altering substances in bulk, ever again?

Thank you, Jack.

I- I know that. I just.. She seemed angry at us, and I- If she gave up the kid, just because I was the father? I don't know what I'd do. If she has to give it up for her own reasons, alright, but I don't want to be responsible for that.

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Gregory

jumpinjackdent
2008-03-09 11:56 pm UTC (link)

If you want to, then, by all means! Speaking of booze and mind-altering drugs, I'm sure you can get Melissa in on that, if you'd fancy. She'd love to help, seeing as she has been crying and giggling ever since I shared the news.

Any time, Gregory darling.

Calm down, dear, please. I'm sure she is just working through some difficult emotions, and is not angry but frustrated-As you said, it wasn't planned. Why would she give it up if you were the father? You're an amazing man, and obviously very caring and responsible when it comes to children. Just know, please, Gregory, that if she did give it up, it wouldn't be on you. I don't know her that well, so I can't claim to say I know her motivations, but I don't think she would do anything like that. You cannot blame yourself for her decisions.

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Jack

drsnarkfest
2008-03-10 12:01 am UTC (link)

I'll be sure to call her. After, of course, the crying and giggling won't be sure to cause me to react the same way. Have I mentioned how much of a bitch female hormoes are?

Hence, the ramble. I know, logically, it's her choice, it's just... a fetus. It's likely not even mine. From what I remember of that night, Ray has a lot more chance of being the sharpshooter, than me. But... something about the.. female hormones.. I'm having a bit of difficulty digesting this.

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	Gregory jumpinjackdent 2008-03-10 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I want to see crying and giggling lady Greg! No far. I'll have to come with. Do you think it will be easier when you return to being a man to digest? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack drsnarkfest 2008-03-10 12:22 am UTC (link)
	As if the humiliation wouldn't have been total enough. Fine. And of course it would be. I won't have all this... shit to deal with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gregory jumpinjackdent 2008-03-10 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Call it a wedding gift, if you like, I don't care! I want to see! Hoorah! 'Shit' being boobies and a va jay jay, of course, to revert to the language of a twelve year old. Or Melissa. Anyways, I hope it is easier, dear. If you need an ear or what have you, I'm always about to listen or what not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jack drsnarkfest 2008-03-10 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Fine, fine. A wedding gift. I was talking more about the emotions, than the hoohoo (that is, in fact, the technical term at Hopkins). And.. yeah, I know. I appreciate it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gregory jumpinjackdent 2008-03-10 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Lovely! Lord, I just snorted at that. 'Hoohoo'? What, you've an owl for genitalia now? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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