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Tweak says, "You can't has cheezburger!"

Clint "Hawkeye" Barton (takemyshot) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-08-30 13:04:00

Entry tags:

abigail fury, clint barton, dagny lewis, emilie, stoney murderface

Someone mind telling me why there's a cake in my apartment?

I did not buy a cake. Or order a cake. So why is there cake.

Correction. Why was there cake?

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	justdagny 2012-08-31 01:04 am UTC (link)
	Charming, sassy, and you hope to have three just like me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takemyshot 2012-08-31 01:07 am UTC (link)
	No. You are not mine. I know for a fact you are absolutely not my kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-08-31 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Never say never! A lot could happen in twenty or thirty years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takemyshot 2012-08-31 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Not this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justdagny 2012-08-31 01:29 am UTC (link)
	So how long have you been here, again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takemyshot 2012-08-31 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Couple months. Long enough to know what can happen. But trust me. You're not my kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 01:41 am UTC (link)
	So whose do you think I am? If you had to hazard a guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 01:44 am UTC (link)
	No idea. I mean, literally no idea. One of Starks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, good guess. I claim absolutely no responsibility for the magnet, by the way, but I understand the why. You're totally Uncle Clint in the future. Not just for me. For, like, everyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Uncle. For everyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Not even teasing you right now. That's legitimate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 01:52 am UTC (link)
	That's super unlikely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Dude, you're pretty awesome. I mean, I've been trolling you hardcore, but that's what I do. True fact: who doesn't want a stealth ninja for an uncle? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Huh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:05 am UTC (link)
	You realize that one-word replies tempt me to play 'fill in the reaction,' right? You say 'huh.' I read 'awesome, Dags, just what I always wanted!' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid Named Dags] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Gee, you're right. It's almost like I'm messing with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Sweet. You're learning to troll! Go on, troll me again. Here, I'll give you something to riff off of. "Oh woe, I have to apply to college again." Go! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? Seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I know, it's a ~tragedy~. All that paperwork, sniff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:13 am UTC (link)
	No, I mean that's such a lame opener. You have a lot to learn, kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, zing! And the Troll Score goes up to 2. So what are you looking for in an opener? A little more drama? Some angst? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Name of your parents, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:23 am UTC (link)
	This is why I like you. I tell you what; I'll give a hint. You guess, I'll confirm, but you can't tell them. Deal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Why, don't the kids usually tell their parents? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:27 am UTC (link)
	They're not together. I'd rather not cease to exist. Besides, I can make it on my own. Have a plan and everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)