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Tweak says, "Wanna put your hand there?"

Clint "Hawkeye" Barton (takemyshot) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-08-30 13:04:00

Entry tags:

abigail fury, clint barton, dagny lewis, emilie, stoney murderface

Someone mind telling me why there's a cake in my apartment?

I did not buy a cake. Or order a cake. So why is there cake.

Correction. Why was there cake?

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	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:13 am UTC (link)
	No, I mean that's such a lame opener. You have a lot to learn, kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, zing! And the Troll Score goes up to 2. So what are you looking for in an opener? A little more drama? Some angst? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Name of your parents, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:23 am UTC (link)
	This is why I like you. I tell you what; I'll give a hint. You guess, I'll confirm, but you can't tell them. Deal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Why, don't the kids usually tell their parents? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:27 am UTC (link)
	They're not together. I'd rather not cease to exist. Besides, I can make it on my own. Have a plan and everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh, gotcha. That uh. Kind of sucks. Look, you need help, you know I'm in. Just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. Seriously. But I'm good, Leandra's letting me crash with her. I'm going to give school another go, and failing that, there's always a career in Vegas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Kid, no. You are not allowed to become a stripper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:44 am UTC (link)
	......No. Don't worry, there's no way. Auuugh I can't even make you guess, because now I feel guilty. Dagny Lewis. That's your hint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Dagny] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Wait. You're Darcy's kid? Weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Yep. She's awesome, isn't she? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Dagny] takemyshot 2012-08-31 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, she seems pretty cool. Secret's safe with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 03:43 am UTC (link)
	~~I think I'm going to hurt myself with all this unvarshed truth. Curse yoooou, conscience.~~ ...so the magnet was totally me. You knew that already, didn't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Kid] takemyshot 2012-08-31 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Oh, at this point, yeah. Trying to figure out how you got into the parking lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh, come on. That's the kind of thing that's fun to figure out. You'll get it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Dagny] takemyshot 2012-08-31 03:53 am UTC (link)
	It's an NSA parking lot. Clearly we suck at the whole Security thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint] justdagny 2012-08-31 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Have you considered teleportation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Dagny] takemyshot 2012-08-31 04:16 am UTC (link)
	No, probably a valid one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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