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Tweak says, "RED ALERT! I NEED POUTINE!!!!"

Catherine Hatshepsut Jackson (whendawnbreaks) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-06-16 12:14:00

Entry tags:

hattie jackson, kitt 2, mephisto

Uh.

This is a castle.

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	feedsmycontempt 2010-06-16 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	It was the "Uh" that made me assume it was a complaint. He probably wanted to impress you, therefore he forgot to mention the particulars of the "rather large". That's how men are. Say, if I were in the mood to impress you, I'd say I'm known a little for my work. It's actually rather good I'm not in the mood to impress. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whendawnbreaks 2010-06-16 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	That was the shock. I've seen a lot and I'm not easily impressed. Not even by castles. I'd ask you what you do, but I wouldn't want to put you on the spot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feedsmycontempt 2010-06-16 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm the King of Lies. The dark one, the evil of evils. Not that I'm one to brag, but I'm pretty famous ~~on the internet~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whendawnbreaks 2010-06-16 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Is that so? I met a guy once who thought he was a god. He was really just a worm. A symbiote. A parasite. I'm curious, though. How does one get to be the king of something like that? That's good. Bragging is unbecoming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feedsmycontempt 2010-06-16 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	You haven't been told about our delightful menagerie of deities, demons, and other sundry immortals, then. I hate to be the one to bring that news, I know you probably won't believe it when it comes from me. Perhaps your little car friend below will fill you in. One falls into the position, to answer your question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whendawnbreaks 2010-06-16 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if he's a car, then I guess I'm kind of up for believing all kinds of things at this point. Not in Kansas and all that jazz. All the gods I've met before just... weren't. Kind of like an inheritance? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

feedsmycontempt
2010-06-16 10:33 pm UTC (link)

All the gods you'll meet here very much are. But I'm no god.

Not exactly. The position was built for me, built around me, but I fell into it. Same goes with my current female counterpart. We're the same, you see, just... not. We have the same history, different memories of it, and are all around way too fucking awesome for this plane. But here we are. Stuck dealing with you mortals. Actually, Satan's better at it, she's had more experience. You should say hi to her some time. I've heard tell she likes women.

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	whendawnbreaks 2010-06-16 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, sorry, sport. I like men. But Satan? That's kinda cool. I've read all up on Christian deities. Sorry, by the way. You know, that you're stuck with us mere mortals. Gotta suck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feedsmycontempt 2010-06-16 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	To be fair, all that truly sucks is that this place smells like life and reeks of joy and sex and the air is thick with virtue. So basically, everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whendawnbreaks 2010-06-16 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	To be fair, the sex has been lacking in a serious way since my divorce as has the joy and - Well, since my parents aren't here, I can honestly say my virtue was long gone by the time I was seventeen. So... none of that's my fault. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feedsmycontempt 2010-06-16 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, well in that case, carry on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whendawnbreaks 2010-06-16 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Well. With your permission. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feedsmycontempt 2010-06-16 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	My permission is hard to come by, Hattie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whendawnbreaks 2010-06-16 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't know I needed it, but I'll remember that. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feedsmycontempt 2010-06-16 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	You didn't, but hell, now that you've got it, go hog wild with it. I'm in an incredibly good mood lately, best not to waste it. Have a horrible, rotten day. Or a nice one. Really, having a day at all is a blessing in itself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whendawnbreaks 2010-06-16 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Now that I've got it, I don't know what to do with it. Hog wild's just... not something I'm used to. Lack of joy, remember? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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