All the gods you'll meet here very much are. But I'm no god.
Not exactly. The position was built for me, built around me, but I fell into it. Same goes with my current female counterpart. We're the same, you see, just... not. We have the same history, different memories of it, and are all around way too fucking awesome for this plane. But here we are. Stuck dealing with you mortals. Actually, Satan's better at it, she's had more experience. You should say hi to her some time. I've heard tell she likes women.