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Tweak says, "HO. GET OFF MAH COUCH."

Kitt (knight_2000) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-06-04 20:06:00

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Entry tags:	ashley mcdonald, kitt 2, napalm wartooth

When I return from Hong Kong, I'm going to get a dog.

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	huniepop 2010-06-05 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you just need time to get over her? It's okay. I'm twenty-three! I should have held hands with someone at some point by now! And I guess, but I'd organize one to go to the zoo, and not a lot of guys want to do that. No, I'm better off this way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 04:35 am UTC (link)
	Probably. It's... probably. Did you go to school? High school, college? Do you have any girlfriends you can go out with who could introduce you to someone? Some guys would. You just haven't found the right ones yet. What about volunteer work? Or coffeehouses? Community theatre? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 04:38 am UTC (link)
	It's what? I graduated college, and my friends aren't really here. Not really, nobody picks me up there that I like, and I'm in a band but that doesn't really work either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Which one? My wife or my girlfriend? Hence why I should give up relationships altogether. The friends I grew up with aren't here either. You'd think a band would provide endless opportunities. Well, aren't we the pair? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Both. It's sad. Some of my friends are here, just the wrong age. Well. There's this one guy, but I don't even know his name. I gave him advice on how to dump his girlfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 04:52 am UTC (link)
	I know. This is why I'm getting a dog. Or two. I don't know if that makes it even worse. ... It's a start? All right, it's not ideal, but you know he's not attached now, right? So... why don't you give him some tickets to see your band performing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Sublimation's a dangerous game! Well, we're still friends, so it's okay. ... I don't even know his name! And my band isn't here, I just had to start a new one, we're not ready for shows yet. Ugh, I want to just take a nap for a billionty years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 05:05 am UTC (link)
	It's worked for me for this long. I'm an expert player. That's good, then. At least that's something, Palm. Invite him to rehearsal? Better yet, see if he has any musical ability and have him join. I'm sure you can find someone who knows his name. A friend of a friend of a friend? Sleep is for tortoises! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 05:08 am UTC (link)
	You're sad, it's obviously not working. I think so. ... I've never seen him but the once! I don't know who he knows! And Palms. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 05:12 am UTC (link)
	My girlfriend only broke up with me last night. I think the sadness will take a while. There must be someone! Who else was he talking to? Network, Palm! That's what the forums are for! I'm rolling my eyes at you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Well, grieve as long as you need to, just don't bury it. Noooooo, he was talking to Uncle Dean, but - ohfuck. ohfuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Yes, ma'am. I'll see what I can do. Oh... yes? Wait, Uncle Dean? Dean Winchester? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Good! Yup! My brother's engaged to his daughter, and one of my cousins is really good friends with him. He's best friends with my uncle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 05:36 am UTC (link)
	My girlfriend - EX-girlfriend, that is - is Dean's niece. Sam's daughter. Anyway, that's neither here nor there, is it? If Dean knows this young man of yours, he can arrange some introductions, can he not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't know her well. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 05:53 am UTC (link)
	I thought I did. I don't know anymore. ... No? Why not, Palm? Can't he at least tell you his name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 05:58 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry. Fine, I have his name, but I'm not going to talk to him, he just dumped her like, two days ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. But no, no, it's all right. I'm getting dogs! Ah, the truth comes out! You don't have to ask him out. Just... be his friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 06:04 am UTC (link)
	... of course, dogs make everything better. I just texted Uncle Dean and asked. And um, maybe not. I'm not good around guys I fancy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

knight_2000
2010-06-05 06:10 am UTC (link)

Of course they do! They never let you down.

Oh, well, that's cheating. But whatever works, right? I think I need a drink for this conversation. All right, Palm. Here's the deal. You? Are going to arrange a get-together at a coffeehouse. Find one with a poetry reading or something. No, better yet, have your Uncle Dean talk about the paranormal - that's big these days I hear. You're going to invite all your friends. Your Uncle Dean is going to mention this to HIS friends, including this young man of yours.

What do you think?

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	huniepop 2010-06-05 06:31 am UTC (link)
	... I think I'm going to go hide behind the blood fountain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Fine. Tell me his name. I'll go talk to him for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 06:35 am UTC (link)
	What? No! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knight_2000 2010-06-05 06:45 am UTC (link)
	It's either that or you go talk to him yourself. If I go talk to him, it will be to set up a date for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-05 06:51 am UTC (link)
	... you can't make me, you're not my dad! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)