Oh, well, that's cheating. But whatever works, right? I think I need a drink for this conversation. All right, Palm. Here's the deal. You? Are going to arrange a get-together at a coffeehouse. Find one with a poetry reading or something. No, better yet, have your Uncle Dean talk about the paranormal - that's big these days I hear. You're going to invite all your friends. Your Uncle Dean is going to mention this to HIS friends, including this young man of yours.