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Tweak says, "Have my babies"

Lucifer (morningbringer) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-02-21 02:21:00

Entry tags:

erik northman, lucifer, mary

The odds against any particular individual existing are astounding.

Roughly one hundred million sperm are in the typical volume of semen that one ejaculates during a sexual encounter. A woman can only become pregnant roughly a quarter of the time, and a conservative estimate for miscarriages is roughly twenty-five percent, most of which happen without the woman ever knowing she was pregnant. The ova is one of hundreds that will be viable within a woman's lifetime. The chances of any particular individual winning the conception lottery and being born are quadrillions to one against.

And yet, despite the odds, a nigh-microscopic not-yet individual is growing in the womb of one Mary Anne McGee.

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	erikbloodred 2010-02-21 08:03 am UTC (link)
	How quaint. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virginal_ 2010-02-21 08:05 am UTC (link)
	You know, even if you can't eat it, every woman's a sucker for a guy in an apron and nothing but making them pancakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	erikbloodred 2010-02-21 08:22 am UTC (link)
	I doubt Gigi would want me anywhere near a kitchen. She's quite aware that I have the cooking skills of a neanderthal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virginal_ 2010-02-21 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh, but I'm sure she finds that attractive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	erikbloodred 2010-02-21 08:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm positive she'd find it more attractive if I went hunting for her, instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virginal_ 2010-02-21 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sure, the whole bloodletting thing being erotic and all that, and you're pretty to begin with. I had fun at your wedding, by the way, you two are gorgeous together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	erikbloodred 2010-02-21 09:03 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, Mary. I know I'm a trophy husband, but when it comes to that, at least she picked the best there is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virginal_ 2010-02-21 09:04 am UTC (link)
	She loves you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	quirkyhumor 2010-02-22 06:21 am UTC (link)
	No, not a trophy husband! More like...a gift. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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