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Tweak says, "HRG is watching you!"

Lulu will show you how it's done. (ultimafury) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-06-28 01:12:00

Entry tags:

carrick, dolos, lulu, oizys

They've apparently passed a law here in Sweden saying that women are allowed to sunbathe and swim while topless.

Don't worry, sons, I'll be sure to not do that around you.

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	probablylying 2009-06-28 02:28 am UTC (link)
	And I'm sure you are on a daily, hourly basis. But this time, I think you should think of yourself and not about me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I'm a mother! I'm used to putting others before myself. It is where I'm most comfortable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 02:44 am UTC (link)
	But as a mother...you should definitely have a day all to yourself. Think of it was a belated mother's day gift. Think sand, sunshine and naked breasts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 02:47 am UTC (link)
	If you're there, it's hardly to myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 02:48 am UTC (link)
	But it will be almost like I wasn't there. I'll be quiet as a mouse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 02:58 am UTC (link)
	But I'll know in advance you're there. I'll get nervous and shy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:17 am UTC (link)
	I could just show up randomly all "Gasp! I didn't know you were here, beautiful. I'm so sorry I interrupted your naked sunbathing. I'll just sit over here, feel free to continue what you were doing. Gee. The mountains are looking lovely today." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Which would alert me to your presence, hence me not being alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:22 am UTC (link)
	But I'd only show up after you'd had a few calming beverages and therefore you would be calm and ok with me ~~staring at your awesome breasts~~ sitting watching the scenery with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I'm pregnant, therefore calming beverages are out of the question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh, are you? So is my sister. Maybe you would both like to meet and have a pregnant, half naked lady party somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:26 am UTC (link)
	While your sister seems to be kind, and infinitely more patient than I am, I highly doubt she would entertain the notion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Errr...well, you got one out of three right. But I bet I could talk her into the third one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh, really, I wouldn't bother, it's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	misery_inc 2009-06-28 02:58 am UTC (link)
	FYI? He can go on like this for hours. Literally never runs out of things to say. Consider it fair warning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Thank you for the warning. I've found that to be a common trait in men - when they fixate on something, they tend to narrow in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-28 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I've seen him spend 9 hours discussing the pros and cons of sliced bread. Even talks in his sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:04 am UTC (link)
	How have you not lit him on fire yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	misery_inc 2009-06-28 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Eh. He's my little brother. It grows on you. You know how people who work in nosy places learn to tune out specific sounds? It's like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Ah, that makes more sense. I grew up with a man whose accent grated on most people, but I barely noticed it myself. People often say the same of my husband so I suppose it became a practical skill. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:15 am UTC (link)
	And leave the baby fatherless? Tsk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:21 am UTC (link)
	I'd assumed your kind was fireproof and that it would mostly be an entertaining diversion from your ogling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh, fire won't kill us, but it will still hurt like hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:24 am UTC (link)
	That'd do. Your child wouldn't be fatherless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:27 am UTC (link)
	But who wants a father that's all scarred and gross looking? Fire is a party killer and should be around pregnant ladies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)