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Tweak says, "Where's mother!?"

Lulu will show you how it's done. (ultimafury) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-06-28 01:12:00

Entry tags:

carrick, dolos, lulu, oizys

They've apparently passed a law here in Sweden saying that women are allowed to sunbathe and swim while topless.

Don't worry, sons, I'll be sure to not do that around you.

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	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I'm pregnant, therefore calming beverages are out of the question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh, are you? So is my sister. Maybe you would both like to meet and have a pregnant, half naked lady party somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:26 am UTC (link)
	While your sister seems to be kind, and infinitely more patient than I am, I highly doubt she would entertain the notion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Errr...well, you got one out of three right. But I bet I could talk her into the third one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh, really, I wouldn't bother, it's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Oh, but I insist! You will need company during your sexy pregnancy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I have my husband and sons. I have quite a bit of company, but your concern is appreciated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:41 am UTC (link)
	But as you've already stated, you don't want to inflict your naked torso on your children, so that only leaves your husband, and I don't he wouldn't mind a sexy goddess being naked with his wife as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:44 am UTC (link)
	He's actually generally confused by lesbianism, as in theory the point is for men to not intrude, which therefore makes it not worth his time. He's quite logical. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Gasp! I never said anything about lesbianism. Simply just two pregnant friends sunbathing together. Now, if you WANT to make out with my sister, I certainly won't stop you. But I should warn you, she bites. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:46 am UTC (link)
	To be honest, I am firmly in the heterosexual end of the sexual spectrum. And I'm sure your sister wouldn't appreciate you offering her nudity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:49 am UTC (link)
	You are? I'm quite sure I just heard the lesbian wail of sadness...wait...wait....yes. That's definitely it. Oh, she'll be fine with it. She loves it when I make plans for her. It makes her feel loved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:55 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't want to interfere with the bond you two share. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you won't be. She hates me quite a bit more than she loves me. I'm quite sure a hot, naked chick won't cause that to change too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2009-06-28 03:58 am UTC (link)
	If she hates you, you should work on apologizing, perhaps some groveling. I'll leave you to it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	probablylying 2009-06-28 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Naw. All I have to do is tickle her and she loves me again. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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