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[Nov. 4th, 2009|02:50 pm] |
CASSIECASSIECASSIECASSIECASSIECASSIESOR!
Guess what! |
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[Nov. 4th, 2009|07:01 pm] |
My Lord, where is my church? Where are my sheep, my congregation?? I must find a pulpit soon. I feel.. lost. Not truly lost, for I know that I have been found... in the eyes of God. It's just that my sermon notes are missing. I know I should have them. I would swear if I was not concerned about committing a sin. But I shall not do that. Funny, you'd think I'd have my bearings, speaking as someone who so recently graduated from seminary school.
I am Father Thorn. Hold, the jokes, please. I'm well aware of them. I know I should prepare for Sunday. But do I not have a Wednesday service as well? Its that day now!! I also feel compelled to start a food drive for whatever town or community that I am in. Or maybe I need to take a collection of tithes, maybe use it to build a shelter. Or a center for kids to stay off the streets. Help me, O Lord, give me a sign, that I may continue serving thee. I humbly ask for your assistance in this matter. I am yours to command, holy Lord, my God.. |
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[Nov. 4th, 2009|10:12 pm] |
KNEEL BEFORE PROFESSOR CHAOS
THIS WORLD IS MINE!!!!1
PREPARE TO DROWN IN A... FLOOD THING.
No wait, that didn't work out last time...
PREPARE TO DIE SOME OTHER WAY!!
NOT EVEN MYSTERION CAN STOP ME NOW
AHAHAHAHA! |
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[Nov. 4th, 2009|10:49 pm] |
Lo-Chr-Hell, would you lot fuck right off with the murders? Paperwork is becoming a real bitch of a thing. Next one of you lot gets sent to me, that's your Hell- middle management, for the rest of eternity.
To make up for my less-than-hospitable colleagues, any fly-by-night demons needing someone to swear an oath to, until the universe gets its head out of its arse, may find me at [address]. Who knows, you may even be released, when this is over. Just don't fuck around until then. |
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[Nov. 4th, 2009|10:55 pm] |
Was there some sort of succubus convention called in New York or something? 'The Hell did all these... they come from?
( Bob )
While I've got this thing working which, at the risk of jinxing it, I'm surprised it is, does anyone bother filing missing persons here? Is that- I mean, they can still... they have to be somewhere. Right? |
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[Nov. 4th, 2009|11:05 pm] |
Ah, just like old times.
Navi, please tell me you and the flock are alright? I had.. matters to take care of elsewhere. Apparently boring, compared to this place. But when isn't it? |
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[Nov. 4th, 2009|11:08 pm] |
It's like this place has been owing me a favor lately, yes? That was worth waiting for.
Has everyone gone mad again, or is it the drink? |
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