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Tweak says, "TRUST"

agent hill (snipe) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2014-02-01 18:46:00

Entry tags:

clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), maria hill (mcu), severus snape, victoria hand (mcu)

~~FILTER | FURY~~

~~I am so pissed at you~~

FILTER | HAND

That Avengers thing went well. Stark said "Avengers disassemble" which could have been so much funnier. if

AOL INSTANT MESSENGER

needs more bourbon (23:06:06): Are you seriously online right now.

TEXT | SNAPE (BURNER)

Supplies incoming, I was not about to mess with whatever is going on in that pot. Potter's got your stuff.

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	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 03:22 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I have things. From places. And also ~mysterious ways~ x0x mrs derek hale x0x: like god except that that's our only similarity x0x mrs derek hale x0x: that's actually a pretty good little sitwii x0x mrs derek hale x0x: Is that the news from WiSConsin? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 03:28 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: Well I don't like to gossip needs more bourbon: But I hear it's a no tolerance state needs more bourbon: Tell J I'm looking through his recently watched on netflix (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 03:36 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: that's what i figured. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I swear to god x0x mrs derek hale x0x: if he's checked in on facebook... x0x mrs derek hale x0x: at least i think he turned off grinder (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 03:45 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: Look who's talking, Mrs Derek Hale needs more bourbon: Do me a favor and don't make grindr jokes to his face. needs more bourbon: Or to anyone else (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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barton
2014-02-02 03:53 am UTC (link)

x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I turned mine off before i went out for a run, tyvm.
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i haven't even signed in on facebook to play candy crush in like a WEEK
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i have to keep changing the time on my tablet when i want extra lives
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: it now thinks it's October

x0x mrs derek hale x0x: oh is it a secret?
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i never said a word

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	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 04:03 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: I meant the whole I contacted you with very little effort thing needs more bourbon: Can't really complain needs more bourbon: needs more bourbon: I don't know about secret needs more bourbon: But yeah secret (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 04:11 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: Oh right x0x mrs derek hale x0x: that x0x mrs derek hale x0x: Well, yeah. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: BUT there are only three people in the world who know this screenname x0x mrs derek hale x0x: only one of which i would have responded to (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 04:12 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: Because the other two are in the room (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 04:14 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: Because the others keep linking me to posts about sterek x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I think they've got me confused with xox mrs derek hale xox (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 04:17 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: Well that's a few minutes on google I won't ever get back (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 04:19 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I've got a feeling it was still better than the rest of your day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 04:25 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: Don't you dare act sympathetic about my day (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 04:27 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: If you prefer you can read it as me being judgey about your distaste for sterek x0x mrs derek hale x0x: THEIR LOVE IS ETERNAL x0x mrs derek hale x0x: just like his vampire x0x mrs derek hale x0x: werewolf x0x mrs derek hale x0x: whatever x0x mrs derek hale x0x: thing x0x mrs derek hale x0x: !!!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 04:35 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: I've actually never seen that show (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 04:37 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i watched it once on an airplane. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: but even if i hadn't watched it, i would FEEL like i had x0x mrs derek hale x0x: because I think there's a chance that i have seen it from start to finish in animated gifs (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 05:36 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: Let me guess...it's about teen wolves and their raging wolf hormones. needs more bourbon: the furries must be going nuts (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 05:38 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I actually don't know if furries are into it. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: ~~I know that Furies are not~~ It seems to be mostly heterosexual teenage girls x0x mrs derek hale x0x: who don't really understand how subtext works (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 05:57 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: Really? That seems like the kind of thing you'd know... needs more bourbon: subtext, what's that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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barton
2014-02-02 06:03 am UTC (link)

x0x mrs derek hale x0x: Normally, yes
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: but i kind of hit my limit on weird sexy fanfiction and had to turn back
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: plus i wasn't sure if there were laws about reading porn that was probably written by someone under the age of 18?
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i did not want to chance it
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: it's an encryption key that you use to interpret ordinary behavior through the lens of homoeroticism.

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	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 06:15 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: yeah I'm going to need more information on this fanfic limitation. needs more bourbon: although I can't order you to tell me things anymore needs more bourbon: kinda miss that (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 06:19 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: If I hit my weirdness limitation x0x mrs derek hale x0x: are you sure you want to know what did me in? x0x mrs derek hale x0x: there is no unknowing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 06:22 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: want? Maybe not, but this is a kind of moral imperative for me here, Dave. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 06:25 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: Okay first x0x mrs derek hale x0x: it was a Star Trek: TNG crossover x0x mrs derek hale x0x: second x0x mrs derek hale x0x: there was a can of whipped cream in a place it was never meant to go (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-02 06:31 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: A can of whipped cream? needs more bourbon: this better have been a twenty first century crossover (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-02 06:32 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: it was. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: it was set in an alternate universe where Geordie, Picard and Derek were part of the same wolf pack. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: also whipped cream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)