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Tweak says, "This is who I am..."

agent hill (snipe) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2014-02-01 18:46:00

Entry tags:

clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), maria hill (mcu), severus snape, victoria hand (mcu)

~~FILTER | FURY~~

~~I am so pissed at you~~

FILTER | HAND

That Avengers thing went well. Stark said "Avengers disassemble" which could have been so much funnier. if

AOL INSTANT MESSENGER

needs more bourbon (23:06:06): Are you seriously online right now.

TEXT | SNAPE (BURNER)

Supplies incoming, I was not about to mess with whatever is going on in that pot. Potter's got your stuff.

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	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 03:48 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: careful needs more bourbon: might start getting sentimental on me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 03:52 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: never x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I mean i did take your pen with me when i moved x0x mrs derek hale x0x: but only because i don't have any that i didn't steal from you? x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i like this gelly one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 03:54 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: goddamnit Dave needs more bourbon: good thing I started bugging my writing tools needs more bourbon: is it the blue one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 03:56 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I think I found one that's actually a camera. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I didn't notice until i got it home x0x mrs derek hale x0x: but if you find any weird security videos of me singing frank sinatra x0x mrs derek hale x0x: that's why (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:03 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: you guys have been mostly dressed, right needs more bourbon: because there are some things I just don't need right now needs more bourbon: wouldn't mind a little fly me to the moon needs more bourbon: are you taking requests? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 04:10 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: mostly. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: but if you change your mind i could give you a show. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: only on special occasions x0x mrs derek hale x0x: or when i feel like it x0x mrs derek hale x0x: or when F doesn't tell me to shut the fuck up and go to sleep (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:12 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: like a circus show? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 04:15 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: You laugh now, but x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I am very acrobatic (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:20 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: well if you can survive this sleepover needs more bourbon: maybe I'll let you prove it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 04:25 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I've lived through worse for less. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: Once for a bowl of soljanka x0x mrs derek hale x0x: with ketchup x0x mrs derek hale x0x: obviously this would be like, substantially better (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:27 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: I don't know, google images is making this look pretty tasty (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 04:32 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: well x0x mrs derek hale x0x: having now tasted both i can tell you which i prefer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:35 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: just so you know, I don't eat ketchup. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 04:37 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: that's fine x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i mean you're not a real american but x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i can live with that if you can (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:49 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: which one of us has this shirt needs more bourbon: http://i.imgur.com/1kuRAs7.jpg needs more bourbon: who's the real american now (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 04:50 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: yeah well x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i had a sex dream about captain america so x0x mrs derek hale x0x: top THAT (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:50 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: ... needs more bourbon: who hasn't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 04:52 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: shut up x0x mrs derek hale x0x: you? x0x mrs derek hale x0x: really? x0x mrs derek hale x0x: was it on the american flag? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:57 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: the world will never know needs more bourbon: yours probably involved a bowl of borscht, you can't judge me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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barton
2014-02-03 05:00 am UTC (link)

x0x mrs derek hale x0x: There was no borscht!
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: it was all EXTREMELY american
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: he even had a bra with sparkler tassles
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: like lady gaga
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: WHO IS AMERICAN
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i imagine this was the product of listening to lady gaga on a long flight over 4th of july weekend.

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	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 05:03 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: your brain put captain america in a bra needs more bourbon: why am i not even surprised right now (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 05:07 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: uhhh his boobs are huge okay? x0x mrs derek hale x0x: he could use one! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 05:14 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: wow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 05:16 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I'm just saying x0x mrs derek hale x0x: it probably hurts his back (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)