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Tweak says, "houses rules all"

agent hill (snipe) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2014-02-01 18:46:00

Entry tags:

clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), maria hill (mcu), severus snape, victoria hand (mcu)

~~FILTER | FURY~~

~~I am so pissed at you~~

FILTER | HAND

That Avengers thing went well. Stark said "Avengers disassemble" which could have been so much funnier. if

AOL INSTANT MESSENGER

needs more bourbon (23:06:06): Are you seriously online right now.

TEXT | SNAPE (BURNER)

Supplies incoming, I was not about to mess with whatever is going on in that pot. Potter's got your stuff.

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	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:49 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: which one of us has this shirt needs more bourbon: http://i.imgur.com/1kuRAs7.jpg needs more bourbon: who's the real american now (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 04:50 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: yeah well x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i had a sex dream about captain america so x0x mrs derek hale x0x: top THAT (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:50 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: ... needs more bourbon: who hasn't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 04:52 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: shut up x0x mrs derek hale x0x: you? x0x mrs derek hale x0x: really? x0x mrs derek hale x0x: was it on the american flag? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 04:57 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: the world will never know needs more bourbon: yours probably involved a bowl of borscht, you can't judge me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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barton
2014-02-03 05:00 am UTC (link)

x0x mrs derek hale x0x: There was no borscht!
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: it was all EXTREMELY american
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: he even had a bra with sparkler tassles
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: like lady gaga
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: WHO IS AMERICAN
x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i imagine this was the product of listening to lady gaga on a long flight over 4th of july weekend.

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	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 05:03 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: your brain put captain america in a bra needs more bourbon: why am i not even surprised right now (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 05:07 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: uhhh his boobs are huge okay? x0x mrs derek hale x0x: he could use one! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 05:14 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: wow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 05:16 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I'm just saying x0x mrs derek hale x0x: it probably hurts his back (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 05:23 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: I bet he's got a great core (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 05:25 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: he really does x0x mrs derek hale x0x: i don't know how he keeps shirts x0x mrs derek hale x0x: they do not make shirts for people with his build x0x mrs derek hale x0x: they seem like they should not continue to be on him as long as they do (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 05:25 am UTC (link)
	[...] x0x mrs derek hale x0x: which is not me suggesting that he should strip x0x mrs derek hale x0x: it's me questioning the tensile strength of his shirts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 05:37 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: oh don't stop on my account needs more bourbon: i'm pretty sure i've seen some level 2 fanfic submissions that went something like this (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 05:46 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: nah x0x mrs derek hale x0x: if i had to pick a dude? x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I'd pick thor x0x mrs derek hale x0x: although thor might be out of my league (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 05:48 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: well he is needs more bourbon: out needs more bourbon: of needs more bourbon: this needs more bourbon: world needs more bourbon: B :\| needs more bourbon: B :\| needs more bourbon: B\| (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 05:51 am UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: x0x mrs derek hale x0x: x0x mrs derek hale x0x: x0x mrs derek hale x0x: you have never been more beautiful to me x0x mrs derek hale x0x: than you are in this moment (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 06:18 am UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: thank you I'm here all night needs more bourbon: not really i have shit to shovel in six hours (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: skip it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: I don't call in sick when I'm needed (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: ~~technically i said "family emergency"~~ i know. x0x mrs derek hale x0x: you really should have that time you had pneumonia though (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. snipe 2014-02-03 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	needs more bourbon: it's not contagious though (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Return IM. barton 2014-02-03 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	x0x mrs derek hale x0x: I'm sure that was tremendously comforting to the interns who cleaned your office. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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