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Tweak says, "story of my life!"

Steve Rogers (616). (supposedtobe) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-09-20 16:29:00

Entry tags:

!network post, james bond, steve rogers / captain america (616), tony stark / iron man (616), will parry

[Filtered to Cell Seven]

Welcome to Cell Seven, Agent Bond. It's a pleasure to have you.

[Filtered to Tony Stark (616)]

Go on. Get the "handling James Bond" jokes out of your system.

[Filtered to Sharon Carter]

Have you gotten to the "how to load a firearm" lesson in training yet?

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	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-20 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	If that's the criteria, you should have a degree in American History by now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-20 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Who says that isn't one of the nine? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-20 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	If it is, you should probably be a published author with the amount of research you've done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-20 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	IS that really a book you want me to write? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-20 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, as a matter of fact. You'd just give me the only uncensored copy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-20 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Considering the source material, what would the censored version even be? America: I lived here. by Anthony E. Stark, esq. There was ______ and then ________ and I met this guy ______ and we _______. Rest of book redacted by publisher. Epilogue: ___________. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-20 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure "there was _______ and then ______" could be filled in. You stumbling upon me in the ice isn't exactly a little known fact here. It's just the falling-helmet-over-boots part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-20 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	"There was ______" maybe. After that, it's all fade to black. (Nobody said the guy was you.) I'm sorry. "Helmet over boots"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-20 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Are you suggesting that I'm not the first American Hero™ you've wooed? You know. Head over heels, except in an Iron Man suit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-20 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	I've also wooed Captain America and Nomad. You may known them them. One of them is very large, very spangly. The other wore the J-Lo Grammy dress as a jumpsuit. I don't know what to do with you, Rogers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-20 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Did he really? Did he have Jennifer Lopez's, ah, assets? Oh, I think you can think of a few things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-20 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	And then some. I mean, it is a strength of mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-20 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	I did hear a rumor that Ms. Lopez's dress would be hard-pressed to hide some of his assets, if you know what I mean. Remarkably patriotic things, at that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-20 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	I imagine that's why he opted for the jumpsuit. Though honestly, I'm not sure how any of his outfits hide that asset. His assets, or the things I'd like to do with them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Is that something you noticed before you wooed him? The things you'd like to do with them. Such as what you did with them last Friday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Steve | Tony

tonystark
2013-09-21 05:25 pm UTC (link)

Not sure. It seems like I must have, but I don't remember noticing it...

Oh, uh. Two quick things:

1) I'm going to be in Chicago with Pepper, Dorian, Amy and Rory from October 2-4 for a business trip. It's probably below my pay grade, but whatever, team building exercise. We'll got to the Ferris Bueller Art Museum and reenact our favorite scenes.

2) Rory definitely knows we're sleeping together.

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	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Don't cheat on New York with pizza. She'll know. You made him sign a confidentiality agreement, didn't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	I would never. I'm a one-pizza-guy. Several. He asked if he should buy a ticket for you, and I tried to protest, but he-- well, he clearly knew. And anyway, as he pointed out, he was in the Roman army, so... I mean. I imagine he'd recognize it better than most. ~~I think there' s a chance that Pepper thinks she knows something~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	I certainly hope so. As a New Yorker, I'm compelled to ensure your fidelity on her behalf. I'll know. I can't say that I'm surprised, but I sincerely doubt that he cares. It's not like he's walked in on a blowjob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	What if it's just a one-off thing with Lou Malnati's? God, don't even joke. Maybe we need to be more... careful, or something. I mean, most of our friends are used to seeing us spend too much time together. But Pepper knows me, and Azari grew up in a land without boundaries. It's a house of cards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Is it, Tony? What happens the next time you go to Chicago? Will you visit Lou again? It's not like we're making out in front of anyone, Tony. ~~You won't even let me hold your~~ From what I've seen of Doctor Who, I'm confident that this is one of the least disturbing things that Rory has been privy to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	It means nothing to me, Steve. It just tastes good, and I get lonely without New York pizza. It will never happen again! We barely even see each other. I mean, he did kiss Matt Smith on the mouth at one point, that's got to be disturbing. I don't know. I'm not worried about Rory. It's every else I'd worry about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Steve | Tony

supposedtobe
2013-09-21 07:17 pm UTC (link)

This argument is somewhat undermined by your ability to zip to New York and back in half-a-second. Which I suspect you'll do anyway, unless you're content to settle for Skype sex.

Much more disturbing than you theoretically kissing me. I really don't think that this is a trickle-down scenario. Honestly, we're less physically affectionate in public than we were before we got together.

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	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it's only three days, but if you think you'd miss me... Maybe. And look, I'm really not that concerned about the people who've always known us figuring it out, because they're... used to it, really. But then there are people like Rory, who haven't known us all that long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm entirely capable of going without any kind of sex for three days. Are you? ~~Why are you so~~ Rory works closely with you. He knows your schedule. He's not a good example of a normal refugee. Sherlock and Dorian already know. It's not like you have close relationships with a lot of different people from other worlds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)