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Steve Rogers (616). (supposedtobe) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-09-20 16:29:00

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!network post, james bond, steve rogers / captain america (616), tony stark / iron man (616), will parry

[Filtered to Cell Seven]

Welcome to Cell Seven, Agent Bond. It's a pleasure to have you.

[Filtered to Tony Stark (616)]

Go on. Get the "handling James Bond" jokes out of your system.

[Filtered to Sharon Carter]

Have you gotten to the "how to load a firearm" lesson in training yet?

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	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Is that something you noticed before you wooed him? The things you'd like to do with them. Such as what you did with them last Friday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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tonystark
2013-09-21 05:25 pm UTC (link)

Not sure. It seems like I must have, but I don't remember noticing it...

Oh, uh. Two quick things:

1) I'm going to be in Chicago with Pepper, Dorian, Amy and Rory from October 2-4 for a business trip. It's probably below my pay grade, but whatever, team building exercise. We'll got to the Ferris Bueller Art Museum and reenact our favorite scenes.

2) Rory definitely knows we're sleeping together.

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	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Don't cheat on New York with pizza. She'll know. You made him sign a confidentiality agreement, didn't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	I would never. I'm a one-pizza-guy. Several. He asked if he should buy a ticket for you, and I tried to protest, but he-- well, he clearly knew. And anyway, as he pointed out, he was in the Roman army, so... I mean. I imagine he'd recognize it better than most. ~~I think there' s a chance that Pepper thinks she knows something~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	I certainly hope so. As a New Yorker, I'm compelled to ensure your fidelity on her behalf. I'll know. I can't say that I'm surprised, but I sincerely doubt that he cares. It's not like he's walked in on a blowjob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	What if it's just a one-off thing with Lou Malnati's? God, don't even joke. Maybe we need to be more... careful, or something. I mean, most of our friends are used to seeing us spend too much time together. But Pepper knows me, and Azari grew up in a land without boundaries. It's a house of cards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Is it, Tony? What happens the next time you go to Chicago? Will you visit Lou again? It's not like we're making out in front of anyone, Tony. ~~You won't even let me hold your~~ From what I've seen of Doctor Who, I'm confident that this is one of the least disturbing things that Rory has been privy to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	It means nothing to me, Steve. It just tastes good, and I get lonely without New York pizza. It will never happen again! We barely even see each other. I mean, he did kiss Matt Smith on the mouth at one point, that's got to be disturbing. I don't know. I'm not worried about Rory. It's every else I'd worry about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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supposedtobe
2013-09-21 07:17 pm UTC (link)

This argument is somewhat undermined by your ability to zip to New York and back in half-a-second. Which I suspect you'll do anyway, unless you're content to settle for Skype sex.

Much more disturbing than you theoretically kissing me. I really don't think that this is a trickle-down scenario. Honestly, we're less physically affectionate in public than we were before we got together.

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	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it's only three days, but if you think you'd miss me... Maybe. And look, I'm really not that concerned about the people who've always known us figuring it out, because they're... used to it, really. But then there are people like Rory, who haven't known us all that long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm entirely capable of going without any kind of sex for three days. Are you? ~~Why are you so~~ Rory works closely with you. He knows your schedule. He's not a good example of a normal refugee. Sherlock and Dorian already know. It's not like you have close relationships with a lot of different people from other worlds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	I've done it! There's no sex in space, Steve. Or... Afghanistan. I'm not sure that it's an experience I like to repeat, but I can do it. There are plenty of people I see regularly who aren't from our universe. Laurie. And there are, you know, people who casually know either one of us from a variety of different worlds. Including this one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	But you hadn't slept with me then. I'm talking about surviving without sex with me, when you have the capacity to zip to New York to have it. Sure, but they don't know the intricacies of your whereabouts or your daily activities. Their contact with you is much more limited than Rory's. They have a much less concrete sense of how much time you spend with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	And you, my friend, are talking about living without sex with Tony Stark. There are very few attractive, eligible women who have managed that particular task. (Anyway, I said that I could, not that I wanted to.) If someone's going to figure out, it's going to be Laurie or Peggy. I'm calling it now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'm much less interested in having sex with Tony Stark than I am having sex with you. I'm not nearly as dazzled by your fortune and fame. Female intuition? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	I hate to break it to you, Steve, but I am Tony Stark. Unless you mean that you like having sex with Iron Man... I don't know that it's a female thing. But I know they're both pretty fucking smart and insightful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-21 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	You've always just been Tony to me. I don't want to have sex with you because you're rich or powerful -- or even because you're good-looking. True enough. Though I think women tend to be more insightful than men in general. We can be pretty damned oblivious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-21 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	But you do think I'm good-looking. I guess that's also true enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-22 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I do. But I wouldn't be any less attracted to you if you were horribly disfigured in accident, or if you still had to wear a chestplate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-22 10:13 am UTC (link)
	The chestplate would probably limit the positions available to us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Steve \| Tony supposedtobe 2013-09-22 10:33 am UTC (link)
	Believe it or not, people outside of India have subsisted for centuries without the Kama Sutra. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Steve \| Tony tonystark 2013-09-22 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	But fortunately, they haven't had to for quite some time. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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