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Dorian Gray (doriangray) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-05-22 11:53:00

Entry tags:

!network post, don draper, dorian gray, irene adler (movie), percival blakeney, rumiko fujikawa (616), steve rogers / captain america (616), tony stark / iron man (616)

How does one go about rooming reassignments in this place? I got married on Monday and think it might be appropriate if I were to live with my wife.

[NOTE: Sexual themes, discussions, recollections of sexual encounters, rough sex]

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	doriangray 2013-05-22 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Why would I joke about having a wife? It isn't very funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sheerluckholmes 2013-05-22 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	I have insufficient data to make inferences about your sense of humor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doriangray 2013-05-22 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it isn't a joke. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-22 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	It better be a bloody joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson sheerluckholmes 2013-05-22 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Not one of the better ones I've heard since our arrival. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-23 12:14 am UTC (link)
	~~But Irene did seem to imply~~ I don't know what to tell you, Holmes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson sheerluckholmes 2013-05-23 01:02 am UTC (link)
	That this was all your doing, but you've discovered a way to fix it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-23 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I'll... have a word with her, if you like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson sheerluckholmes 2013-05-23 01:11 am UTC (link)
	I most certainly would not like it. But I see no alternative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-23 01:14 am UTC (link)
	She must be playing at something, but Lord knows if she is -- she'll never tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson sheerluckholmes 2013-05-23 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps she'll reveal herself to you, if you shave your mustache. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-23 01:25 am UTC (link)
	(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson sheerluckholmes 2013-05-23 01:26 am UTC (link)
	The theory suits the facts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-23 01:30 am UTC (link)
	This has nothing to do with me, Holmes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson sheerluckholmes 2013-05-23 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Her prior indifference towards you would call any claims to the contrary into question. Still, it is curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-23 01:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm having a difficult enough time reckoning the fact I look like Dorian Gray at all, Holmes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson sheerluckholmes 2013-05-23 01:54 am UTC (link)
	I can only suggest that you never allow your attention to be directed to a film called Wilde. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-23 01:55 am UTC (link)
	.... ~~Holy mother of Christ, is that Mycroft?~~ Noted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson sheerluckholmes 2013-05-23 02:18 am UTC (link)
	I became curious when I learned of our lookalikes. It would prove to be my downfall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-23 02:19 am UTC (link)
	How do you feel about Tony Stark? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson sheerluckholmes 2013-05-23 02:21 am UTC (link)
	While I prefer you with a mustache, I find his objectionable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-23 02:24 am UTC (link)
	He must spend hours on his questionable facial hair choices. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson sheerluckholmes 2013-05-23 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Or lost facial hair bets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Holmes \| Watson boswell 2013-05-23 11:40 am UTC (link)
	At least then he wouldn't be to blame. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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