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Tweak says, "correct horse battery staple"

Peter Parker (thwipsandquips) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-09-20 19:30:00

Entry tags:

!network post, anya corazon / spider-girl (616), ben reilly / spider-man (94), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), johnny storm / human torch (616), kamala khan / ms. marvel (616), peter parker (94)

You know what I discovered in this last week? I can't lie. Someone asks me a question, and suddenly I'm talking about everything on my mind. They just want a "I'm good. How 'bout you?" Instead, I have given total strangers a full rundown on how much I miss my wife because she's living in another world. Not even another state. Another world. Y'know. Just a completely sane thing to hear from a total stranger. Guess what, total stranger, I was Spider-Man back before I lost all my powers.

This is a bad idea.

I don't know why I started to write.

It was vaguely funny in my head because irony and self-depreciation is my jam, but now I'm writing because I can't stop writing.

Man, I really miss having powers. I'm happy for what I have, but I would sign up in two seconds flat to

[Peter chucks his phone to stop himself, and the entry posts. Because of course it does.]

	thwipsandquips 2018-09-23 02:10 am UTC (link)
	I want to say I hate you, but I can't. Ugh. UGH. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	matchstick 2018-09-23 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	I'm fantastic like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thwipsandquips 2018-09-23 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're fishing for a compliment, and I can't NOT say that you're pretty awesome. Oh my god, just stop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	matchstick 2018-09-23 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	No way. Who knows when I'm gonna get another opportunity like this. Let it all out Petey. We both know how much you love me. (Reply to this) (Parent)