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Janet, your sentient database! (janetisme) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-20 14:15:00

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brooke maddox, eleanor shellstrop, janet, jillian holtzmann

Happy Birthday, My Former Ward!
[Backdated to yesterday]

glitter maker

[Embedded video: 8-minute highlight reel of Brooke's life, ending with her face the exact moment she saw this post]

I wish you all the love and affection I and your fellow kidnapees can provide you on this day, which, excepting your birth and the beheading of Anne Boleyn (which, of course, helped to initiate the English Reformation), is entirely unremarkable. I'm very happy to be your friend.

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	janetisme 2018-05-20 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	I have, yes! You're welcome! I considered removing it, but it's a very important step on your journey to womanhood, so I felt it was too important. Your gift is on your bed, as of 13 seconds ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hotmess 2018-05-20 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	You know this is probably more than my own mom would've done so, exceptionally embarrassing moments aside -ps. thanks for skipping the gruesome stuff and keeping it PG13- you pretty much rock. Legit, you did not need to get me anything, but I am sure you picked the perfect thing and I'll love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-20 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	A good mother/guardian/very cool older sister-like friend knows the difference between light teasing and cruelty. I enjoyed finding something you'd like, so it was a gift for the both of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hotmess 2018-05-20 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Yes she does. Adult Brooke would really love if Janet would still like to keep up good mother/guardian/very cool older sister-like friend stuff though? Also, your gift is actually perfection, you are a gift to the world Janet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-20 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	I would like that very much. You mean a lot to me, and I am very happy with our dynamic, so I'm glad to see that things won't have to change. You're welcome. Humankind, yes. The world, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hotmess 2018-05-21 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Great, cause you're kinda my best friend here. Okay, humankind. Or at least the polite ones that don't abuse you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-05-27 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I am not designed with the ability to organically produce tears, but know that I am crying in my heart. I have never been abused. Used with little consideration for my feelings, but never abused, because I'm always willing to help! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hotmess 2018-05-29 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	That's very sweet, thank you. Yeah, that's what I mean. Used, abused. I think it's the same thing that people take advantage of you and your willingness to do things for them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-06-02 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you! Conveniently, it is also true. Technically, used and abused have two distinct definitions. I understand your point, though I have not yet concluded if it is truly a problem or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hotmess 2018-06-03 10:12 am UTC (link)
	Janet do you have feelings? Do you have things you do? Do people ask you if you’re busy before deciding to volunteer you to do things for them or other people? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	janetisme 2018-06-09 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	I do have feelings and things that I do, yes. I am asked such questions approximately 35% of the time, which, while less than average, is a vast improvement over the past year! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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