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Peter Parker is a good kid. (heyeveryone) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-19 18:13:00

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~~Hey, I'm Peter. I'm from Queens. You got a spare couch?~~

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~~This is aliens, right? Like when the Chitauri invaded New York?~~

[...]

~~So my name's Peter Parker. I'm a good student. I won't be any trouble. I like sandwiches.~~

[...]

~~Man, I just flew in from New York and boy are~~

[...]

~~You know that one old TV show where they go through the portals and go to all those crazy alternate universes?~~

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.

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	subject89p13 2018-05-20 02:59 am UTC (link)
	probably would be too flarkin kind at this point (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rocket hashertricks 2018-05-20 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Who said I would finish with him there? But I prefer not to share the details in front of the child. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Rocket subject89p13 2018-05-20 03:03 am UTC (link)
	i get some of that. he took everyone from me. if i go back, everyone's dead (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Rocket hashertricks 2018-05-20 03:04 am UTC (link)
	He slaughtered my people. Threatened my brother. Evidently will murder me. And that's only going back a few days. I already owed him for what happened before New York. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Rocket subject89p13 2018-05-20 03:06 am UTC (link)
	ok, you take half and i take the other half deal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Rocket hashertricks 2018-05-20 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Acceptable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Rocket subject89p13 2018-05-20 03:11 am UTC (link)
	congrats on not being dead by the way i told my team they ain't allowed to leave. if this place means i don't gotta say goodbye then i'll take it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Rocket hashertricks 2018-05-20 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, I suppose. And I should thank your team for looking after Thor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Rocket subject89p13 2018-05-20 03:15 am UTC (link)
	[...] we got your distress call too late it wasn't like we were gonna let the guy float in space (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Rocket hashertricks 2018-05-20 03:19 am UTC (link)
	And what would you have done against Thanos and two Infinity Stones that Asgard could not? Your care is appreciated, but it would have done no good for the lot of you to die with us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Rocket subject89p13 2018-05-20 03:20 am UTC (link)
	well they die anyway so i guess we're all just flarked in the end (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Loki/Rocket hashertricks 2018-05-20 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I am sorry. I wish I could offer some assurance that he will suffer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nebula 2018-05-20 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Thanos is mine and Gamora's to deal with. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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